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Woodridge 

A large suburb located in Brisbane QLD. It is also know as (Woodz, Logang or 41). The number "41" refers to the area postcode "4114".

Woodridge is most know for its youth who drink excessive amounts of goon, commit daily stand-overs, rob the servos and sit up at the traino all day looking like a scary cunt.

Also known for their famous children's park which many call the "police park". Where teenagers drink, people lose virginitys and paedophiles lurk.
Sup cunt, you from woodz bada? Or Woodridge 4114 derrr
Woodridge by Ladylas February 9, 2019

Woodridge 

Clinging futilly...desperately... PARASITICALLY to economic life on the border of "scenic" Sullivan County NY (AKA Dante Allegeri's missing Tenth Hell {look up Dante's Inferno}), Woodridge (or Da Wood) is an eerie, happy-go-undead little hovel of a few hundred people. At a happier, more prosperous point in time its inhabitants saw fit to classify their collective dwellings/buisinessess (such as they are/were) as an " incorporated village". The label stuck and was justified for a time(so I'm told), untill the local economy crashed (for reasons I won't discuss) before I was born. Not that it was a perfect place, but it had a few friendly, home-run buisinesses, visitors abound come Summertime, as well as an abundance of vision and job opportunity and a halfway decent school system. There was in my childhood (and still IS/ARE) now only THREE year-round privately owned and operated buisinesses in town (down from 7 or 8 and not including my father's), so little communal activity that when you walk down the street you think you're the only living person within a hundred miles... and good luck finding a steady job in woodridge, or (God help you) starting your own buisiness in anyththing other than cadavers/poisonous herbs/other basic components of Necromantic spells. Good. Fuckin'. Luck. Fucking cesspool.
Wangsta'- "It's hardcore up in da Wood (Woodridge) y'all!"
Me- "HAHAHAHA no."

Passerby-"Can I have the time?'
Random Woodridgian- "In exchange for ur immortal SOUL MWAHAHAHAHA!"
Woodridge by Don Emmanuel February 1, 2008

woodbridge 

A small town in Suffolk, England with issues. The biggest issue being the high percentage of people addicted to drugs. There is a big problem with 'Plastic Gangsters', they are on every housing estate. down every side street. they are everywhere. they sell the local addicts tiny amounts of their fix for high end prices to fund their new trainer addictions. Also, possibly one of the most boring places on earth.
Friend 1: What ever happened to 'name'?
Friend 2: I think he got Woodbridge syndrome
woodbridge by markanddan April 6, 2011

woodbridge 

I'm from Woodbridge, and I have to say it's nice. However OAKVILLE (which is near Mississauge) is the most beautifulist place I've ever been too. It is the most richest place to live in Canada and in Oakville the houses are so so so so BIG!!!! I wish I lived in Oakville.
As a citizen of woodbridge, we tend to be very sheltered and think that Woodbridge is the be-all-and-end-all to Canada, however it's far from that.
woodbridge by Liinnnndddaaaa January 16, 2007

Woodbridge Whistler 

When you are at a house party, and go to the bathroom to shit, and use something to take some of the shit and mash it into the blow holes of the host's hairdryer. The shit dries overnight, and when the person goes to use the hairdryer the next day, the blow holes will be at least partially obstructed, thus causing the air coming out to whistle...and smell like shit. The term, and act of a, "Woodbridge Whistler" was created by a resident of Woodbridge, NJ, while at a house party on the campus of Rutgers University in 1997.
Yo, I just went to the bathroom and gave a Woodbridge Whistler to Jenny's hairdryer.
Woodbridge Whistler by FierceForce October 27, 2008

morning woodage 

The first erection of the day that occurs while waking up from a night of sleep.
I could hammer nails with my morning woodage.
morning woodage by KaptainSkinBoat December 4, 2010