a "CHEESE WONKER" is a small, invisible, evil creature that make bombs out of snow and whale parts! they call them selfs eskimos so you dont think thier evil! they have pet snakes called jon without the "H" and work for the evil spork people from planet 13!
by DAVID KAVANAGH July 16, 2008

A Dick head who things he has a big dick but in reality it’s as small a peanut. He thinks he’s funny but the funniest thing about him is when he pees himself whenever he’s scared or laughing too much from his own joke.
by DILDO BAGGINZ January 2, 2018

A person who is ridiculous and deserves to be called names
A delicious food made by tiny Mexicans that tastes as good as Gods tears
A delicious food made by tiny Mexicans that tastes as good as Gods tears
Oh my gosh KG, I cannot believe you think you are cooler than me! You can be such a wonker nugget sometimes.
by creater of wonker nuggets November 21, 2010

by Wonka@!! April 12, 2020

by verticool October 4, 2019

Phrase meaning fucked up or janky object, place or being. Also used as wonky jonky, wonky jonk, or wonker jonkers. Originating in Columbus, Ohio
by e you know June 30, 2016

by Chiefs2020 March 24, 2025
