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Wonder Bites

A state of mind where one finds themselves so bored in their home that they start to crave snack food for no reason. Everyone's had that feeling before, one minuite you're sitting on the couch, and next you're in the kitchen wondering why you went in there. Also one of the leading cases of obesity among Mexican American children.
Fatass: It's so hard to lose weight, the damn wonder bites keep getting to me. Black Guy: That's why we need to get you in another state of mind brotha, here smoke this shit....
by Xero _ Manifest November 10, 2010
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wonderboy

A term used for endearment. What a girlfriend calls her boyfriend. A girl will call you wonderboy because she cares about you & she believes you can do anthing. You may be flawed, but she still sees you as her hero.
Girl: Hey Wonderboy

Boy: What up Pincess!? :)
Girl: :)
by SillyBrunette April 20, 2012
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3 hole wonder

This is what Travis Alexander called Jodi Arias. The woman that later stabbed him 29 times and shot him in the forehead.
by court watcher April 24, 2013
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Wonder Toast

Like wonderbread only tan; a white person who is ridiculously tan because they spend too much time in a tanning salon "toasting" themselves.
I am meeting Wonder Toast at the bar later on tonight...after her tanning session.
by Nicole Brice May 27, 2007
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Do you ever wonder why we're here?

A phrase used by Red vs. Blue fans to find other Red vs. Blue fans.

The correct way to respond to this phrase is by saying; "It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? Are we the product of some... cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything, y'know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night."

Incorrect responses include; "Yeah." "Not really." "No." or "Maybe."
If somebody responds to this question with any of the above, you should immediately cease all contact with that person, and continue your efforts to find like-minded individuals.
YOU: "Hey."
FRIEND: "Yeah?"
YOU: "Do you ever wonder why we're here?"
FRIEND: "It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? Are we the product of some... cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything, y'know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night."
by Ran#DOM=(DEAD) October 19, 2020
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one shit wonder

While taking a dump, a person simply produces just one big long piece of shit that amazes the human eye. Although, this will be the only piece of shit you're able to get out during your entire bathroom session, the joy that comes with it is immeasurable. Common feelings include deep satisfaction, amazement, relief, and a well sense of being.
"I felt like my ass was gonna explode after all those tacos we ate man! But, instead I just had a one shit wonder! The thing had to be a good foot and a half long. So satisfying. So soothing"
by Mr Tasty May 29, 2009
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Wonderfuler

Even more wonderful then wonderful, exceptionally marvelous, absolutely extraordinary
Devon thinks Tonja is even wonderfuler then his wonderful Calculus.
by Elven gods September 16, 2009
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