wank wallow

That feeling you get once you've finished a filthy wank. When you are lying in bed, jizz everywhere, and you can see a mans balls bouncing around your laptop screen. The lowest feeling of all.

had the biggest wank wallow this morning, everything was great until that moment just after i came. Grim

by seanysean23 January 30, 2015

yewliam willoong shakesding

The current CEO of earth, he took became CEO at 1564 when God was fired from the position. He is the founder of English and has contributed to English as a language greatly despite being illiterate. In his spare time he thoroughly enjoy shaking his dong.

Hail Yewliam Willoong Shakesding the CEO of the planet and he who blessed us with this language!

by Yewliam Willoong Shakesding March 30, 2020

Whomping the willow

jacking off

Harry:Ron my god Hermoine looked sexy tonight.

Ron:Yeah I know I am going to be whomping the willow

by K-man 45322 May 4, 2009

Willow

Willow is a type a girl who is beautiful and amazing and is kinda a special person and loved by everyone around her most willows can be your best of friends she's up for anything and she's loves anything fun you throw at her but there's more to her she's clingy she's jealous and easily angered and is sad occasionally if you have a Willow in your life keep her there

Justin : I love willow she so awesome

Ava: every one loves Willow

by Alexxx T June 30, 2017

walloped

A severe ass woopin. A huge event. To get whomped. A motherload.

The boy walloped the bully teaching him a lesson. We got walloped in that last snow storm.

by Jomamma2 January 17, 2010

chin bar walloped

a term often heard in northern ireland,it means the effects of consuming copious quantities of ecstacy or MDMA. the afflicted person's eyes will roll back in their skull,the jaw will move up and down at approximately 93 mph,and the words "man i am soooo baked" will usually be spoken in an unintelligible manner.

last night i was chin bar walloped

did ya see the hack of that wee lad? he was fuckin chin bar walloped!

by Kunstable January 18, 2007

whomping willow

The god damn tree in harry potter that tends to eat anything that comes within a 2 mile radius of it.

Look a car! I think I'll eat it!!1

by Brett April 26, 2005