Wisconsin is a great state. Overall friendly people, and good food. We can help you get your truck out of the mud and then give you a beer and cheese curds. Come and visit you won't regret it. ;)
by brook;)) October 21, 2020
A place that was eaten by birds a long long time ago. Wisconsin is a secret government facility used hide the fact that wisconsin isnt real. It is a known fact that wisconsin isnt real. Go to soundcloud and look up wisconsin isnt real audiobook extended version
by TheSpreaderOfWisconsinTruth February 21, 2020
Massive dump. Trump said he lost in 2020 because there were massive dumps of votes in various states including Wisconsin.
by icyhot123 November 30, 2020
A cesspool of low IQ, a garbage pile of a state that should it be wiped out by the most inhumane and bloody way possible the world would cheer. Everybody is constantly in a state of despair and will continue to be in such until this mistake, this abomination is purged from the earth.
Wisconsin is a fucking shithole. Jesus christ they even lie about being the Cheese capital of the world. Honestly how fucking stupid can you get
by Mcthugalot January 30, 2020
Wish - con - shin
Wisconsin is a midwestern U.S. state with coastlines on 2 Great Lakes (Michigan and Superior) and an interior of forests and dairy cow farms. Milwaukee, the largest city, is known for the Milwaukee Public Museum, with its numerous re-created international villages, and the Harley-Davidson Museum, displaying classic motorcycles. Several cheese companies are based in Milwaukee, and many offer tours. The main economy in Wisconsin is dairy, and newborns that are lactose intolerant will have their head severed. Wisconsin is now developing microchips to implant into their citizens' fingers, and this will help them "Search, Seek, and Destroy all lactose intolerant people", according to Wisconsin.gov, the Official Website of the State of Wisconsin
Wisconsin is a midwestern U.S. state with coastlines on 2 Great Lakes (Michigan and Superior) and an interior of forests and dairy cow farms. Milwaukee, the largest city, is known for the Milwaukee Public Museum, with its numerous re-created international villages, and the Harley-Davidson Museum, displaying classic motorcycles. Several cheese companies are based in Milwaukee, and many offer tours. The main economy in Wisconsin is dairy, and newborns that are lactose intolerant will have their head severed. Wisconsin is now developing microchips to implant into their citizens' fingers, and this will help them "Search, Seek, and Destroy all lactose intolerant people", according to Wisconsin.gov, the Official Website of the State of Wisconsin
Examples:
Boy I should probably move to California because I don't want to have my head severed by the Wisconsin Government
My brother new a lactose intolerant person once and he got assassinated by Wisconsin dairy ninjas
Boy I should probably move to California because I don't want to have my head severed by the Wisconsin Government
My brother new a lactose intolerant person once and he got assassinated by Wisconsin dairy ninjas
by GiraffeNut69 February 14, 2018
1. A state full of cheese, farms, beer, and football fans.
2. A state full of people who are always trying to prove they are better than every other state, especially Illinois and Minnesota (I'm not saying we are better, we're just trying to convince everyone we are. I don't want to start any fights with this statement.)
2. A state full of people who are always trying to prove they are better than every other state, especially Illinois and Minnesota (I'm not saying we are better, we're just trying to convince everyone we are. I don't want to start any fights with this statement.)
1. Yes, we do have more types of cheese than people in Wisconsin.
2. Wisconsinite: So, where are you from?
Visitor: <insert state here>
Wisconsinite: Oh, that's sad. You want some cheese? Cheese solves all problems. By the way, did you catch the last Packers game?
2. Wisconsinite: So, where are you from?
Visitor: <insert state here>
Wisconsinite: Oh, that's sad. You want some cheese? Cheese solves all problems. By the way, did you catch the last Packers game?
by Sarah91 May 30, 2005
By the time anyone that lives there is thirteen they:
1. Know their favorite alcoholic beverage
2. Have been drunk at least once
3. Know the best party spots, and
4. Root heartily for any team Brett Favre plays on
Most of the parents of all the kids are alright with drinking, even going so far as to attend or host the parties where underage drinking and smoking happen. Most people never leave the state (unless on a vacation to Florida) and the ones who do never go back. The state can be divided into two kinds of people; people who own farms and people who live next to farms. The roads are horrible even though roadwork is done continuously throughout the summer and fall. Extreme weather; humid and hot in the summer, cold and dry in the winter. Lot's of hunters, it's considered a normal thing when people have a party in a garage with a deer carcass drying in the same room. There is a long-standing debate among all Wisconsinites about whether Ford or Chevy trucks are better. Any self respecting Wisconsinite won't consume margarine, Kraft cheese, or skim milk. Apparently, there is some rivalry between Illinois and Wisconsin, though I've never encountered it and I've lived here all my life. Most of us own some kind of cabin by a lake where we go on weekends to have bonfires and play cards.
1. Know their favorite alcoholic beverage
2. Have been drunk at least once
3. Know the best party spots, and
4. Root heartily for any team Brett Favre plays on
Most of the parents of all the kids are alright with drinking, even going so far as to attend or host the parties where underage drinking and smoking happen. Most people never leave the state (unless on a vacation to Florida) and the ones who do never go back. The state can be divided into two kinds of people; people who own farms and people who live next to farms. The roads are horrible even though roadwork is done continuously throughout the summer and fall. Extreme weather; humid and hot in the summer, cold and dry in the winter. Lot's of hunters, it's considered a normal thing when people have a party in a garage with a deer carcass drying in the same room. There is a long-standing debate among all Wisconsinites about whether Ford or Chevy trucks are better. Any self respecting Wisconsinite won't consume margarine, Kraft cheese, or skim milk. Apparently, there is some rivalry between Illinois and Wisconsin, though I've never encountered it and I've lived here all my life. Most of us own some kind of cabin by a lake where we go on weekends to have bonfires and play cards.
Wisconsin daughter: Mom, can we have a party tonight?
Wisconsin mom: Sure honey, what kind of beer do you want?
Wisconsin mom: Sure honey, what kind of beer do you want?
by purplemonkeypirate April 30, 2011