Tudy Wipers

The soft succulent lips of a woman’s vagina

Damn baby girl you got a nice set of tudy wipers!

by Splash master 3 getter March 22, 2019

Nigger whipper

An e92 335i with 420whp that sound like a whip and would whip 90% of niggers cars.

My nigger whipper would whip that niggers car

by Nig whip September 29, 2019

50 wiper

any bowel movement where 50 wipes are required

"Gavin had to use an entire roll of toilet paper after doing a 50 wiper"

"Fred's ass was red raw after that 50 wiper"

by reuben teuge February 24, 2010

wiper grenade

a wad of used toilet paper left in the toilet by some hobo.

i had to do a four stage hoborinse because someone left me a wiper grenade

by woobonova March 26, 2010

whipperjawed

West Virginia slang for "all screwed up," "out of whack," etc.

My car was in a head-on collision, and now the passenger door is all whipperjawed!

by Country_Bumpkin September 10, 2010

one wiper

when you take a dump and are able to cleanly leave the toilet after only one butt wipe. Technically a "no-wiper" because the one wipe was just a confidence check. Living on the wild side would be rolling the dice and not wiping at all.

I was upset when I had to poop after I just took a shower, but I was less irritated when it turned out to be a one wiper.

by Merterer December 5, 2012

on faith no wiper

A bowel movement that is so solid and so smooth that you have the utmost confidence that it did not leave any remnants in your crack.... thus leaving you to assume that wiping would merely be a waste of time.

My poop was so great that I chalked it up as an on faith no wiper. Boy was I wrong, I should have wiped. Lucky for me I was wearing brown underwear.

by wordman55 September 3, 2013