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Muddy Windmill

When a guy sticks his dick in an ass, takes it out and slaps the other person in the face, imitating a windmill
Steven: "MAN!! last night I gave a girl an extremely excellent muddy windmill... she loved it!"

Jack: "Sounds like fun! We should try it sometime"
by JuneauPankake February 6, 2010
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windmilling

While in 5th on the list - the term originates from the early 90's and should be number 1. It has nothing to do with penises or arms.

Windmilling defined: with regards to thrash metal and extreme music. This definition predates the others- listed here.

Windmilling is the act of a long haired metalhead whipping his/her head around in a 360 degree motion, the hair flies up in the air and around- in the shape of a windmill blade.
Did you see that chick singer windmilling in the that new metal video the other day? She windmills just as good if not better than some guys can, and looks hot as hell- doing it!
by blackhawksfan54 February 9, 2010
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Dutch Windmill

When you fart in front of a fan to gas someone standing downwind. Also works outside with directional gusts.
Audrey farted in front of the office fan and gave me a Dutch Windmill.
by dong slayer October 13, 2009
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windmilling

The act of spinning one's penis around in the fashion of a windmill, usually with the intent of hitting someone in the face. Sometimes done while urinating.
Mr. Bean was windmilling the school children.
by Haddock December 16, 2004
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Dutch Windmill

A sexual act in which you attach gloves onto each arm of a windmill at a miniputt course, and let the gloves slap your ass as you jerk off.
I heard Zylus can't go to the miniputt course anymore after he got caught giving himself a Dutch Windmill
by Maide January 18, 2012
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Windmill Cancer

A rare type of cancer that originates in the ears and eventually spreads to the brain.

First develops when you hear someone say something incredibly stupid.
Donald Trump: "Your house just lost 75% value because it's near a generator"

Person: "Ahhh I just got Windmill Cancer!"
by HoneyBoy1 April 3, 2019
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windmill woman

A woman who pleasures herself on a swinging roller coaster and climaxes as the ride swings to the highest point.
"Dad, why is water falling from that ride?"
"Oh, there must be a windmill woman riding it."
"Dad, what's a windmill woman?"
"Your mother."
by ZakkTheSneak April 19, 2018
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