The urge to masturbate in the middle of (or while watching) a wimbledon game. (Usually while two females are on the field.) Also refers to a person who suffers from this condition, a penis that is extremely prone to this condition, a horny lesbian who likes to watch women play tennis, or simply just a game that is seductive enough to trigger the male or female genitalia enough for masturbation, usually leading to instant orgasm and/or spontaneous combustion.
i was watching serena williams battle against maria sharapova and i got real hard while watching it so i rubbed on my wimbledick for a few minutes then i grabbed the ky and started cranking it then i busted two nuts and it splattered all over the screen. wimbledon is the best female sport ever hands down
by ogdajuiceman July 2, 2010
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The protagonist in Madness Combat who died 7 times! I KNOW!!! He died more than fucking Jesus! If there's a guy who get's the record who died the most time, it's Hank J. Wimbleton. He has also had his body thrown around and has been resurrected again as a giant. Don't worry he didn't die as a giant.
by The Real NerdMysteria January 28, 2018
Get the Hank J. Wimbleton mug.Noun: a place where guys get their rectums, the male's most sensitive area, licked by the softness of a tongue and the smoothness of saliva; the guys are called "Ass Brothers", the superhorny lickers are called "rimmers".
My Sergeant and I partied at Rimbledon!
The fraternity house turned into a Rimbledon!
We got down and dirty at the Rimbledon last night!
The fraternity house turned into a Rimbledon!
We got down and dirty at the Rimbledon last night!
by suiteelevenfiftyseven August 20, 2008
Get the Rimbledon mug.Wombledon is the rubbish parts of Wimbledon and Wimbledon Common, where the messy dirty Wombles live.
Wombles spend a lot of their time recycling rubbish, which is why its such an untidy area and an eyesore.
The Wombles are fictional characters created by British author Elisabeth Beresford,originally appearing in a series of children's novels from 1968. The characters later became nationally famous in the mid 1970s as a result of a popular BBC children's television show using stop motion animation. A number of spin-off novelty songs also became major hits in the British music charts.
The Wombles are pointy-nosed furry creatures that live in burrows, where they help the environment by collecting and recycling rubbish in useful and ingenious ways. Their motto is Make Good Use of Bad Rubbish. This "green" message was ahead of its time in the 1970s. Although Wombles live in every country in the world, the stories focus on the life of the burrow in Wimbledon Common in London, England, which is the original Wombledon rubbish tip.
Wombles spend a lot of their time recycling rubbish, which is why its such an untidy area and an eyesore.
The Wombles are fictional characters created by British author Elisabeth Beresford,originally appearing in a series of children's novels from 1968. The characters later became nationally famous in the mid 1970s as a result of a popular BBC children's television show using stop motion animation. A number of spin-off novelty songs also became major hits in the British music charts.
The Wombles are pointy-nosed furry creatures that live in burrows, where they help the environment by collecting and recycling rubbish in useful and ingenious ways. Their motto is Make Good Use of Bad Rubbish. This "green" message was ahead of its time in the 1970s. Although Wombles live in every country in the world, the stories focus on the life of the burrow in Wimbledon Common in London, England, which is the original Wombledon rubbish tip.
by ITman January 28, 2008
Get the Wombledon mug.A physical condition in which urine continues leaking from the urethra after the individual believes they have finished urinating and dressed themselves. The condition often leaves obvious wet spots on the victim's clothes and can be an embarrassment in any social interaction. Heavy coffee drinkers notice an increase in the condition with an increase in consumption.
"Boy this coffee tastes great. It's really helping me prepare for our exams. Oh Christ! It looks like I'm getting a case of "Wimpleton's Disease." Look at this wet spot!"
by outhouse May 7, 2009
Get the Wimpleton's Disease mug.An East Coast favorite commonly, but incorrectly, believed to have been derived from the Reverse Boston Creme. While being manually stimulated by his female partner, the man inserts as many strawberries as will fit into his partner's anus. When the female can no longer control her sphincter she drops strawberry dukie into one of her best serving dishes. At fruition, the man ejaculates atop the strawberries. The two then take turns enjoying the final product by feeding it to their partner one strawberry at a time using a spoon or, for extra credit, chop sticks.
Bud Collins was on the tube while we enjoyed our Breakfast at Wimbledung.
After explaining to my girlfriend this delicious morning treat, she replied, "I've enjoyed this before with blueberries, but strawberries adds a whole new dimension!"
After explaining to my girlfriend this delicious morning treat, she replied, "I've enjoyed this before with blueberries, but strawberries adds a whole new dimension!"
by Pootro September 16, 2012
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