Jeff Willard

The best fucking 9th grade English teacher I could've had. I wish I could've told you how big of an impact your class has had on my life. Hope you're kicking it with Marx, Engels, and Shakespeare up there man.

Man, Jeff Willard's class was so damn hard. My favorite class of all time, though.

by YoungPersonInTheBack September 3, 2020

Mr. Willard

Someone who is so addicted to milk that he drinks four gallons a week

“Jeez you really act like a Mr. Willard”
“What?”
“Yeah you do you’re so addicted to drinking milk bro”

by reeeeeeeeeeeeeboi November 29, 2021

willarious

Not quite funny. Generally used when making fun, or talking about making fun of something in an off the wall sense. When you weren't present, You had to be there moment. Humor in the sense of outside the box.

ha ha that was willarious (not quite the normal punchline, so it took me a second to catch it)

by Chilly1408 February 4, 2010

Fat Willard

an enormous bowel movement

After thanksgiving dinner, John headed for the bathroom to drop a fat willard.

by Bittermama66 October 10, 2014

Willers

Cool, neat, interesting in a weird and most fucked up way.

That purple condom package is SO totally Willers!

by Nina February 21, 2005

Willard

A measurement of distance; a distance equal to the length of the average human, male's penis (5.5 in).

Mathew is packin' about 1.5 Willards. A mile is 11.52 kilowillards long.

by indubitably01 April 28, 2010

willards

Random pubes left unattended.

D-Lo, are these your willards on the soap in the shower? They're brown and curly!

by Balls 06 May 22, 2006