minimal wipage

The act of successfully utilizing only 1-2 wipes of toilet paper after having a clean break-away (often associated with a clean "plop" sound) in the act of pooping, thus efficiently reducing time spent wiping and amount of toilet paper used.

Gillium was in a rush and successfully utilized minimal wipage, and was able to get back to his daily activities.

by Javin232 October 21, 2011

wiggers

Wigger is an insult for white people who try to be black but are far from 'urban'. A common made mistake is the wigger - whigger mistake:
wigger: wannabe nigger(an insult)
whigger:white nigger(someone who would be mistaked for a nigger if you couldn't see him, whigger is also an insult if someone from the kkk says it)

wigger - nigger:
Yo nigga wazz da dizzle fo' chizzle? You bitchass wigger don't talk to me.

wigger - kkk:
Yo nigga wazz da dizzle fo' chizzle? You niggerloving motherfucker after we burned you you'll burn in hell.

wigger - white dude:
Yo nigga wazz da dizzle fo' chizzle? Talk normal i don't understeand you.

conclusion: nobody likes wiggers

by 187Crip July 18, 2006

wiggers

a person (usually white but on occasion can be asian) who thinks they are a nigger or a person of african american descent. Usually raised in surberban america or general upper class. Usualy they refer to their neighborhoods as "ghetto". They usually refer to themselves as parts of famos gangs (bloods, crips, ms13), even though the bloods dont live out there. Also, wiggers can be heard calling themselves from different coasts and flash the exact same general gang sign, even though they live in total opposite sides of the country or city. But wiggstaz (wigger gangbangers) can sometimes be deadly. When their not shooting neighborhood cats with realistic looking pellet guns or mugging local elementary schoolers for their lunch money, they can be seen posing with their "guns" and extra large teeshirts with dead rappers on them. Overall, wiggers are harmless creatures who can be scared easily.

wiggers: yo my hommies i be hanging with my niggaz (another wigger) and my white bitches (aka a playboy he found behind a dumpster). 2pac, may he rest in peace, be watchn me yo doggie dawg!

by haha wiggers are worthless November 23, 2009

Wiggered

When one is both woke and triggered

"There's a new Sherriff in Twitter town home slice, and I'm wiggered." Billie Joe Armstrong, 2017

by BillieJoeTheScienceHoe September 13, 2017

sand wigger

An White person who wants to be Arabic (derogative)

Related Terms:wigger sand nigger

That kid from California who joined the Taliban is such a sand wigger.

by fggf November 19, 2004

wigger

A White Kid pretending to act like hes Black, s/he has appalling spelling and grammar skills and usually finds it hard to speak proper english.

Wigger: Whaddit be up 'omie

Normal Person: What?

Wigger: Yo Nigga Be it up to My omiez down frum da westside of da bronx Brutha Know whaddym Sayin

Normal Person: Learn to speak english

Wigger: whaddu yooz talkin bout niggah, diz iz inglish innit?

Normal Person: No, Thats oompaloompaish or whatever foreign language you speak

by Brother Number One May 30, 2004

[wigger slam]

A style of guttural, slamming death metal played by Caucasians in arctic camo shorts and Nike parkas.

Dude did you hear the new Infernal Revulsion joint? That shit is off the hook, they are this hella mass tight wigger slam band from Japan.

by Sergeant D January 22, 2009