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wifeass

The soft, rounded rear end of a married woman. Ideal for patting by her husband and/or lover(s). A milf may have a wifeass, but those who have a wifeass are not necessarily a milf.
I was at Target and I saw the sweetest, roundest wifeass ever.
by DoraAlgos August 21, 2011
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wifeopath

A woman who has transformed from the sweet, lovely, kind, understanding person the husband thought she was on the wedding day, to a cold, calculating, heartless, selfish harpie after a long or short period of marriage.

A latent female psychopath, that is only discovered to be one after a a period of marriage.
Helmut: What happened last night? You left in a hurry.
Didier: Sorry 'bout that. The wife had had a bottle of wine before we came out, and decided that 10.50 on a Friday night was a perfect time to tell me, completely out of the blue, that she she was not happy, and wants to live on her own.
Helmut: Thats rough.
Didier: Yes it is. When we got home, she shouted at me for half an hour because the barmaid was female, and threw a lightbulb at my head.
Helmut: She sounds like a wifeopath!
by hubopath May 22, 2006
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Wife

An extreme hardcore version of a girlfriend.
by KuroAmaya December 23, 2013
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Dumb Potato Bitch Wife

One who thinks that bringing potato salad to a BBQ is acceptable but is actually not.
I made sure to distance myself from my dumb potato bitch wife. God rest her soul, I just didn't want anyone to think I would associate with someone that would bring a potato salad!
by Acrowfasd April 25, 2017
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Wife roaching

When your wife has many more lovers than you were lead to believe. The taking of lovers the number of which is like cockroaches, for every one you see there are many more that you don’t. A married woman that is sexually active with an excessive number of lovers. A sexual act that is considered unsavory or nasty.
I knew that my wife had been wife roaching when several of her lovers showed up at out house.
by Dancerooster October 12, 2021
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Wife Beater Course

A class or course so simple and passable that it's as easy as beating your wife.
Hey Bro, did how was ECON 101?

That class was literally a wife beater course my guy.
by Rom Tunde C*ck June 10, 2022
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hollywood wife

Hollywood wives use sunbeds frequently, smoke over 30 cigarettes a day, wear pyjamas to got to the shops in and usually have 3 children to different men by the age of 23.

Commonly found in the suburbs of Liverpool England.
"Get on that Hollywood wife, she's beetroot and she's queing to whack the beds again."

"Look at that Hollywood Wife, smacking her kids arse in Home Bargains"
by Jay C June 2, 2004
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