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Wisdom

Wisdom is knowing what you know as well as what you dont know.
Wisdom is not not simply knowing what to do, but doing it.
Many people will without invitation offer their "words of wisdom", wise people realise when it is not their time or place to do so.
A wise person does not think less of another who chooses not to follow their advice.
Wisdom is not undermining a person for their weaknesses, but appreciating their strengths differ from yours.
by tazta April 16, 2006
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facebook wisdom

Ultimate stage of simplistic philosophy spread among facebook groups. This new-age ideology is mainly based on observations of life by mentally-challenged teenagers. It is generally related to relationship topics, despite writers having obviously no idea about what a relationship is. By connecting sweetness to dullness in a 'poetic' way, facebook wisdom creates a whole retarded approach to life.
Popular illustrations include:

"Love gives birth to jealousy but jealousy kills love"

"It's easy to learn loving but hard to forget"

"You can only fight when you know what you fight for"

"The adventure of life is to learn, the gaol of life is to grow, the nature of life is to change, the challenge of life is to overcome, the essence of life is to care, the beauty of life is to give, the joy of life is to love."

Possible use:
Sam: 'You know Bob, life may be hard but death is harder'

Bob: 'I just told you I've just been dumped! Now, stop the facebook wisdom and get me real advice.'
by Crazytaxi April 18, 2010
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Wisdom

Watch One Flew over the cuckoos nest and observe the chiefs character. He is the epitome of wisdom.
by Tahir Khan December 30, 2009
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Suppository of Wisdom

Someone in a Government department or health department, or any other position of supposed "authority" that just repeats the official line on things. Often their employment contract will state that they can only express views in line with the corporate policy. Just like members of health departments who have to state that drinking fluoride is good for you.

This term is originally attributed to Australian politician Tony Abbott who said (abridged)

"Nobody, however well educated, is the suppository of all wisdom"

Maybe he meant to use the word "repository", but we will never know for sure.
Example:
(Person 1) Felicity Dumble from the New Zealand health department says that drinking fluoride in the water is good for your teeth, and it doesn't contribute to cancer, arthritis, or any other problem over the long term.

(Person 2) Yeah, sounds like she's a suppository of wisdom.
by Jim90 August 21, 2013
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Wisdom Method

Step 1. Open the door to the bathroom
Step 2. Take a roll of toilet paper and and place some toilet paper into the bowl.
Step 3. Shit. Devour the bathroom. Watch YouTube or Porn.
Step 4. Flush the toilet. If you’re lucky enough, it won’t clog, if so you’re fucked and like the creator the shit water spilled over the bowl on the floor and had to clean it up so learn a lesson.

Pros to this method: leaves the shit halfway breathing so it stinks up the fucking room for the next shitter and helps avoid water splash up the asshole.
Advice: Be careful! Happy Shitting!
I used the Wisdom Method today to avoid water splashing up my ass!
by Moo Shu June 10, 2019
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Wisdomship

The personality trait of someone who portrays wisdom
Liz chose wisely at the carnival, showing her wisdomship.
by Iyfytdt August 23, 2020
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