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Why so statutory?

This is a phrase that refers to a slip up in words that implies that the hot teenage girl saying she doesn't like the creepy middle-aged math teacher is lying her ass off. See below for clarification. :)
Gina: So, do you like Mr. Jacobs or what? He's been staring at your tits all day!
Abby: No! Of course not! That'd be statutory rape!
Gina:-smirks- Why so statutory?

Abby: Wha..? Oh!-blushes and hides face-
Mr. Jacobs: Yes! I knew she wanted me! -dances in glee-
by RobotGrizzlyLovvur<3 November 2, 2011
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Whyo

Originally a member of an extremly violent Mulberry Street (New York City) gang of the late 1800s.
He is a member of the Whyos.
by Robin Archer January 28, 2004
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Why So Basement?

A Austrain version of why you be so ghetto with a more sinister incest twist. Adopted by stephanie and cole as a term used to question a persons state of extreme anger, exasperation, the horn or any other emotions that may been present when fritzl is in a basement full of interrelated family members.
Stephanie = ranting - "omg i dont believe she did that im going to kill her........"

cole = cool and calm - "stephanie...why so basement?"

situation defused!
by fritzl five July 28, 2009
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Why So Serious

Originally The Joker's "thing" from the new Batman movie The Dark Knight. Ever since it came out idiots and morons alike have been using it non-stop in an attempt to be cool and "edgy".
"Lolololol why so serious? tonite ppl gon di!!111oneSHIFT"
by irjga;dilfujgv;jra;vi October 1, 2008
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why so serious

The most popular phrase from "The Dark Knight". used by fanboys and the genuinely joker-like characters alike. Although its a cool thing to say, say it to much and someone may punch you in the face.
idiot- lulz! i wa7ch3d teh joker l4st n1ight on HB0 and 4lm05t 5h!t mahself!!!

cool joker fan-you should start taking things a little more seriously

idiot-Why so serious? LOL

cool joker fan-*punches idiot in the face*
by footballer88 February 25, 2010
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whycom

Whycom you dun did dat?
by JNut June 16, 2006
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whysomn

Stands for 'Watch how you speak on my name'. Used when someone talk shit and you need to help them get back in their lane. Followed up by a neck roll, occasional snap, and a confident walk away. Leaves the person who was throwin shade jaw dropped and low key jealous they didn't think of that.

Originated by Drake in his VMA 2016 acceptance speech. (Can be seen on YouTube, the first video if you search "Watch how you speak on my name.")
Speech:
Girl 1: Girl, fuck out my way hoe.
Girl 2: Bitch, you better watch how you speak on my name! *neck roll* *snaps fingers* *confidently struts away*

Text:
Girl 1: This bitch called me a hoe today and I told her whysomn. The ugly ass bitch had the nerve so I had to put her back in her lane
Girl 2: Damn girl, ok
by alljustcause January 26, 2018
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