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Theological Ass-Whooping

When using a deity of a religion,(i.e. God, Allah, Satan) to ones own purpose, mostly to strike fear into the hearts of individuals and to make them do what they believe is right. Not necessarily a bad thing.
Example 1: Jonathan Edwards "Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God" is such a theological ass-whooping, that one feels that if they do not conform to what he preaches, most likely, they will burn in hell.

Example 2: Thomas Jefferson stated, in the Decleration of Independance, that it is a God given right to fight against tyrannts. Nowhere in the bible does it say this.
by The Original Other September 22, 2009
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Whooping Cough

"(cough cough cough)"

"Damn nigga, you got that ILL whooping cough."
by Hollaback1212 January 27, 2009
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Whooping Spiders

Large tarantula like creatures that emerge from the chest of a young teen unfortunately ignorant enough to pick acne until it develops into a large scar (Whooping Nest). Are known to make loud whooping noises and ruin social events and gatherings. Though all the spiders may leave the nest the memory of them will haunt you FOREVER!
"Stop picking at that spot, it will turn into a whooping nest", "Whats that sound?" "WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!" "JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ITS THE WHOOPING SPIDERS!!!"
by Beats Hatemaker January 21, 2011
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meat whooping

beat a babe in the face or on the ass with your cock as to punish her, or to do it just to excite yourself sexually, just like you always must. you can also call her names during the meat whooping like- you canned corn beyotch, you tinkler spanking taking monkey girl, you spanked fossil fuck, and cunny pee-pee tinky dink-dink smelly twat for me cunt bag beyotch pig girly. also, call her a skank after you shoot your hillaryclintonjuice on her or in one of her three meat package holes.
me so horney, me thinks i'm givin' my three piece squeeze box bitch a meat whooping just so's me can spray me hillaryclintonjuice on her titty nipples. right after i blow one straight up her arse. AArgh!
by jamesofcleveland December 29, 2008
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Whooping Gas

A gas that is emitted during the point of sex when the male switches to anal. The gas makes the female more aroused and makes the male's testicles reproduce more sperm making a better climax.
Last night I smelled a crap ton of Whooping Gas.
by Gasss November 30, 2017
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whooping crane

An indication of extreme, prolonged activity (or perceived extreme activity) accompanied by a drastic degree of involvement.
"I just don't have time to hang out with you guys anymore. T've been working like a whooping crane".
(NOTE: the emphasis is placed on the SECOND word. "Whooping CRANE!"
by Gwugluud Barcher 1 January 14, 2009
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Whooping Widow

A ragging whore who fucks guys one after another then moves on to the next. She likes to be fisted and have her ass eaten out then finish it up with being pissed on and sticking her whore finger up a guys ass
Person 1:Did you see Shannon's new guy?

Person 2: She is such a whooping widow
by SilBil89 June 3, 2012
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