whistling twat

wide and loose, whistles like a coke bottle

the slut has a whistling twat

by nm1 December 31, 2008

whirling vortex

A sex move when the man waves his pennis in the air and goes "Im whirling the vortex"

Ladie:My husband did such an amazing whirling vortex last night!
Ladie 2:Damn my husband did his whirling vortex wrong!

by the whirling vortex dude June 8, 2010

Whirling Dervish

A term of endearment for an energetic, bouncy person.
A spastic, white dancer.
Also refers to someone that is messy and chaotic, in a cute way.

Sally's excited jumping is adorable, she's such a whirling dervish!

My house was clean before that whirling dervish spent the night!

I'm not surprised Bob's son was diagnosed with ADHD, he always was such a whirling dervish!

by banana republican March 19, 2013

whiling

When someone is tripping... having a wild time... doing something crazy.

I went to see Mikey, He was whiling out talking about stealing stuff and sitting for his computer for 5 days straight.

by littlenugget October 11, 2007

whistling bastard

(adj.) one whom whistles in extraordinary quanity or unnecessary circumstances.

holsy shit man, Lew, Mark and Mike sure are whistling bastards! they dont know when to stop whistling! thats all they do all the time!

by Lewis Cafarella March 15, 2008

Dick Whistling

A sexual act wherein a male, mustering all ostentatious seriousness, informs his partner that his member emits a faint whistle just prior to ejaculation. Upon nearing climax following oral sex, the male earnestly convinces the female to place her ear next to his throbbing member in order to confirm the occurrence of aforementioned whistling, whereupon he deposits his ejaculation straight into the ear of the female.

--- Dick Whistling ---

James - "Oh babe... that's fantastic... Sally, listen, it's about to whistle! Hurry, listen!"

Sally - "I don't hear anyth... What. The. Fuck."

James - "Whoopsie doodles."

by Arble August 14, 2009

Cock whistling

When you when you are trying to take a piss, but nothing comes out, so your cock starts to whistle

I was trying to take a piss, but when nothing came out, I started cock whistling

by Murklebobep February 27, 2015