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Jacob Whitesides

He is one of the sweetest boys ever, he treats any girl like a queen. He gives the best hugs and smells very good. What a lucky girl that will get to marry this sweet boy.
"I met the sweetest boy today, his name was Jacob Whitesides."
by mrs. grier June 2, 2014
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cook whites

U.S. Army slang term referring to severely worn and faded BDUs (Battle Dress Uniforms). New BDUs start out with random black, loam, and green amorphous shapes that form the camouflage pattern. After several months or years of washing and dry cleaning the colors bleed out. Summer weight BDUs tend to fade faster than winter weight due to the fact that they are made out of a thinner cotton based material. The term is derived from the name of the all white uniform that Army Cooks wear.
“Do not! I repeat DO NOT show up to the division change of command ceremony wearing freaking cook whites.”
by Trav August 24, 2005
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whitespacing

Saying, or staring at, a word so many times (or for so long) that it no longer seems like a word.
"I said 'gum' so many times I started whitespacing it."
by ThePIB November 24, 2012
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Specific Whites

by gr70 March 25, 2010
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Upscale Whitetrash

This is a affluent family who has lots of a money but still has lots of dysfunction.

When attending a upscale white trash family event over consumption of alcohol and drugs is common practice as well the occasional family fist fight. It is also common for 1 to 2 members of the family to be doing a jail stint.
Person A: The Smith family has lots of money?

Person B: They certainly do but one of the uncle's just got put in jail and a brawl broke out at the daughters wedding. They are definitely upscale whitetrash.
by Mo vitt June 14, 2018
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whitetrash

Poor people of caucasian descent inhabiting mainly trailer parks and cheap apartments from Bar Harbor to Golden Gate and El Paso to Anchorage. Often producers and/or users of methamphetamine. Your typical whitetrash drinks cheap malt liqour and lagers; sports mullets or military buzz or shaved heads.

Note: Different from rednecks, hicks, cowboys and hillbillies. These terms are not interchangeable! Each one is a very different.
My whole family's whitetrash.
by Calvin B. July 29, 2008
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A Whiteside

A Whiteside
1. noun: having a large diameter penis. The white mans answer to the long skinny black penis. The whiteside is usually muscular in appearance and can be compared to a pringles can.

2. adjetive: a slang term most often associated with a penis of large girth; capable of increasing vaginal circumference

see also: pringle can, coke can, stalky stub muscle, Matthew's holy hammer
1. Matthew has a whiteside that is so big it gets locked up in his old lady and the firemen have to spray them apart with a firehose. Because of this, he moved to an apartment closer to the fire hydrant.

2. Matthew has a thick bulge in his pants. He must have a whiteside penis.
by Dr. MDW phd July 29, 2008
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