whitewater rafting

A fun activity where you put on PFDs (layman; "life jacket"), jump in a rubber raft with little PVC paddles and float down the river....no big deal...until you get flipped over, hit on the head with a rock, hit in the teeth with a paddle, flipped out of the raft, pushed out of the raft, or are simply scared out of your mind and go into fight-or-flight mode with those class 5 rapids coming around the bend.

I was having a fun time whitewater rafting until we hit this class 4 sideways, our raft flipped over, I got sucked into the rapid and popped out about 40 feet away (still holding on to my paddle)...After whitewater rafting (which was a real rush) driving on the beltway doesn't seem so bad.

by irishREPUBLICANarmy January 1, 2004

Whiteanese

Someone who is of white/european (white) and asian descent (anese.)

Tricia is such a whiteanese.

by notarealname69 July 6, 2011

whiteman

A high class version of marijuana. A blend of whiterhino and amazon tuscan.

Man i hit that whiteman last night and i cant even get up now!

by JWhiteson May 30, 2009

whitelabel

A word thats been used within the music industry for a looooong time.

A promo or "promotional" record, A record of dubious origin, A record that has uncleared samples, a record that the artist can't sell legally, or a record that has been bootlegged and released way earlier than it legally should have been. Called such because by definition they have a "whitelabel" often marked only by sharpie.

by Fidel June 3, 2004

Whitemailing

When you jizz into an envelope and send into someone through the postal system

Guy 1: Yo, Jessica just sent me nudes!
Guy 2: Look like you're gonna be whitemailing her tonight

by Ilovecoochie69 January 8, 2020

Whiteface Salad

The act of eating semen out of one's butthole.

Ted: How'd it go with Shellie last night Pete?

Pete: Well i'm glad you asked, Ted. After dinner, in a true gentleman's fashion, i watched Raúl fuck her in the ass until climax before she gave me a whiteface salad in front of him.

by Substance D August 17, 2011

Whitemare

Derived from the to whitey. Whitemares occur when one is suffering from a particularly bad hangover. A whitemare generally involves being sick whilst proclaiming to oneself or others "im having a fucking whitemare!"

Ed had a total whitemare the night after he bucked ebby,maybe it was the booze or the fact she looks like a cows ass sewn up with barbed wire!

by anders the boy wonder September 14, 2006