by i'llprobablybeonhereat3am November 18, 2022

The act of obtaining candy then being fucked in ass figuratively or literally, more often then not without consent from the victim being "White Vanned."
by Codfisssh November 10, 2019

A source of free candy and often has nice men inside with tape and a bag, who most of the time offer candy to kids for free.
Me : Hey jimmy, look it's a white van.
Jimmy: wow awesome
Me: Yah let's get some free candy
White van dude: hey kids want some candy
Jimmy: wow awesome
Me: Yah let's get some free candy
White van dude: hey kids want some candy
by TheDezzNutsAnator9000 November 13, 2020

I don't know him but he is very trustworthy and honest so if he says he has candy, you best get in the van.
Vanman: hey kid d'you want some candy?
Child: I sure do mister.
Vanman: then get in the van.
Vanman: hey kid d'you want some candy?
Child: I sure do mister.
Vanman: then get in the van.
by Not a vanman June 28, 2021

by Shitty Leah November 27, 2019

A white van that looks sus, like the driver has a tendency to lie to children, saying things such as "I will give you x if you get in my van".
by Fuery February 2, 2023
