dick whistler

A person who sucks dick, or will not drink on a good friends birthday.
Man that fag would not drink on Bob's birthday, he needs to quit being a dick whistler.
by Hadnuts November 18, 2007
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Slippery whistler

When a woman is in prime orgasm and the pussy farts so knarly that she can play the harmonica with this musical whistle
Dude last night I was having sexual relations with your sister, she started screaming and bam! Out came a slippery whistler. It was like music to my ears.
by Whitelavenderr June 30, 2016
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Pig Whistler

1: Someone who turns in their friend to the cops for personal gain, personal ego, and/or what they feel is revenge.

2: Someone who pretends to be interested in things to get information for leverage.

3: Someone who looks for things in public to report to the cops.
1: "Yo, did you hear about Tnyko? He's a fuckin Pig Whistler, he fucked up and his friend called him on his shit, so the punk bitch Tnyko decided to call the cops on him."

2: "Don't talk to that Pig Whistler Tnyko, he just stores up any little thing he can blackmail you for."

3: "Tnyko the Pig Whistler's just looking for anything to report to the cops."
by K7Leetha July 20, 2011
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dick whistler

a. cock sucker
b. Someone who plays the skin flute with pride and power
c. All gay men
d. Chris Collins
"We went to this party but we left early because there were a bunch of dick whistlers there "
"Fuck, was it Chris again?"
"Yeah"
by princessofthenerds January 28, 2016
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cum whistler

Someone who whistles while their mouth is filled to the brim with semen.
Person A: Dude, did you see Sally last night?

Person B: Yeah man, she's such a fucking cum whistler!
by Roman W February 21, 2010
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moonshine whistler

Billy: Dude, this sunset clapper is looking at the moon and doing something from beyond this world
Jeremiah: Yeah, he is a moonshine whistler, what did you expect?
Billy: alright
by ragnarok666 December 05, 2016
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Teabag Whistler

A variation of the teabag, but in this circumstance the male rests his testicles on the willing participants eye sockets as they whistle at his anus in a tickling fashion.
Went out last night and met this pretty cool chick. Took her back to my place and administered the ol teabag whistler on her. I'll probably ask her out again
by jjjjjjjjErnDog May 22, 2017
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