the best comeback ever
guy 1: your stupid
guy 2: thats what your mom said when you were born
(your mom said you were stupid when you were born, get it?)
guy 2: thats what your mom said when you were born
(your mom said you were stupid when you were born, get it?)
by qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnnm December 4, 2010
Get the thats what your mom said when you were born mug.1. You're about to die.
2. Your face is very ugly and no one wants to rape you.
3. You're high.
4. You're just stupid.
5. You're just a retard that fuckin has problems.
6. You just sucked a infected dick.
7. You're on your period.
8. You just drank some menstrual juice.
9. You saw a Michael and got high.
10. You just got Harrison'd.
11. Vanessa shoved a dildo up your ass and you enjoyed it like how a bitch enjoys a big fat blowjob.
12. Justin Bieber. 'Nuff said.
13. You read a gay chain letter email and apparently got a seizure.
14. You just saw a hot chick that mind-raped you in the ass.
15. You saw the number 15.
16. Your computer blew up on you and you became so gay that your mom gave you a fingering.
High Guy: Dude, what does it mean when you see flying platypuses?
My ass: A lot of things. Why?
High Guy: Cuz I see flying platypuses.
2. Your face is very ugly and no one wants to rape you.
3. You're high.
4. You're just stupid.
5. You're just a retard that fuckin has problems.
6. You just sucked a infected dick.
7. You're on your period.
8. You just drank some menstrual juice.
9. You saw a Michael and got high.
10. You just got Harrison'd.
11. Vanessa shoved a dildo up your ass and you enjoyed it like how a bitch enjoys a big fat blowjob.
12. Justin Bieber. 'Nuff said.
13. You read a gay chain letter email and apparently got a seizure.
14. You just saw a hot chick that mind-raped you in the ass.
15. You saw the number 15.
16. Your computer blew up on you and you became so gay that your mom gave you a fingering.
High Guy: Dude, what does it mean when you see flying platypuses?
My ass: A lot of things. Why?
High Guy: Cuz I see flying platypuses.
by Chewbacca the cat June 19, 2011
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when you when
• when you when: the when you whenning
• when you when you
• When you when you when when when WHENNNNN
• when when you when when WHEEEN
• I'll snuggle you when you get back
• I'll tell you when you're older
• I'll tell you when you're younger
• The thing that decides what happens to you when you die
• <.0.3.4.3.0.>why should they help you when you ignored them for fucks off sake<.0.3.4.3..0.>
by sadinpink November 3, 2019
Get the why ban gay marriage when you can ban kids bop mug.Is a moment when a person has beaten the odds but has still lost for not seeing the bigger picture.
Shorten version(s): EWUWUL / WBL
Shorten version(s): EWUWUL / WBL
You have lost this battle.
You have defeated only a small portion of our army.
Even when you win you lose.
You have defeated only a small portion of our army.
Even when you win you lose.
by BrokenDragon April 20, 2016
Get the Even when you win you lose mug.A response used when someone is meat riding (obsessed with) another person. They tell them to zip up his pants because they've been riding his dick.
Person 1: "Lebron is the best player of all time!!!! No one will ever beat Lebron!! Hes the goat!!!"
Person 2: "zip up his pants when you done"
Person 2: "zip up his pants when you done"
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Get the did it hurt when you fell from heaven mug.A phrase meant to represent one's humble acceptance of the fact that he was wrong all along, after it being made completely obvious by the other part.
Example 1:
Boyfriend: Hey babe, do you want some ice cream?
Girlfriend: I better not, I might get fat...
Boyfriend: You're already fat.
Girlfriend: When you put it that way...
No, wait that's sort of surreal. Here's a better one:
Example 2:
Person 1: You really shouldn't eat that beef.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: It's murder! They killed a cow for that.
Person 2: You're eating Salmon.
Person 1: It's not the same thing.
Person 2: So you're saying that I shouldn't eat my beef because it's murder and we should treat all animals alike, inferring that I would not eat this were it human meat and yet you think of that dead salmon as an inferior creature in comparison to said cow.
Person 1: When you put it that way...
Boyfriend: Hey babe, do you want some ice cream?
Girlfriend: I better not, I might get fat...
Boyfriend: You're already fat.
Girlfriend: When you put it that way...
No, wait that's sort of surreal. Here's a better one:
Example 2:
Person 1: You really shouldn't eat that beef.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: It's murder! They killed a cow for that.
Person 2: You're eating Salmon.
Person 1: It's not the same thing.
Person 2: So you're saying that I shouldn't eat my beef because it's murder and we should treat all animals alike, inferring that I would not eat this were it human meat and yet you think of that dead salmon as an inferior creature in comparison to said cow.
Person 1: When you put it that way...
by Declipse March 1, 2011
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