Having amazing, mind blowing sex that you can't catch your breath and wheezing begins due to the lack of oxygen.
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Friend 2: Yeah, his names Carl Wheezer? I think.
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Bubba liked Mountain Dew so much he got caught wheezing the juice at the 7 eleven and was kicked out of the store!
by JDoggggggggggggg October 16, 2006
Get the wheezing the juice mug.Our overlord and savior of the human race that goes by the name of Caleb, most followers tend to wheeze when praying to him. Wheezes for your sins.
This religion is very fragile and most of the time very strong and independent when it comes to online bullying. He is acceptable to cocaine, marijuana, and black tar heroin (specifically). If Wheezus Christ, or any of his followers, come in contact with these substances they get supercharged. When supercharged they become highly memeable. Be careful if you want to follow him. You won't return.
This religion is very fragile and most of the time very strong and independent when it comes to online bullying. He is acceptable to cocaine, marijuana, and black tar heroin (specifically). If Wheezus Christ, or any of his followers, come in contact with these substances they get supercharged. When supercharged they become highly memeable. Be careful if you want to follow him. You won't return.
I pray to our lord and savior Wheezus Christ every morning and every night.
Lord and savior Wheezus Christ please wheeze all over me.
Lord and savior Wheezus Christ please wheeze all over me.
by Wheezing Follower January 18, 2017
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Get the young wheezy mug.A mythical creature with the holy body of a beaver, brought to life by your lords and saviors, Peace Beaver and Bartje Beaver. His pronunciation of words in french brings every boy and girl to orgasm. Even though the wheezard looks innocent I can assure you that one day, he and his mighty followers will take over the entire universe.
Only converting yourself to the beaverianism might make the wheezard consider letting you live.
Only converting yourself to the beaverianism might make the wheezard consider letting you live.
Praise the wheezard! Make me shit and cum and piss and fart my pants, oh mighty god, with your wise words.
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