A box of Wheaties in your crotch. Usually slightly obscured by the rest of your metal armor. Can be viewed while watching the show 'Ronin Warriors.'
by Doujinshi March 2, 2009
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8:30 am....
"Steve, how do I get back to your place?"
"You take Franklin back to LaSalle...wait where the fuck are you?"
"I slept at some girls place."
"Did you bang her?"
"No, but I ate my wheaties when I woke up."
"Huh?"
"I fucked her in the ass."
"Oh, word."
"Ya, it's the new breakfast of champions."
"Steve, how do I get back to your place?"
"You take Franklin back to LaSalle...wait where the fuck are you?"
"I slept at some girls place."
"Did you bang her?"
"No, but I ate my wheaties when I woke up."
"Huh?"
"I fucked her in the ass."
"Oh, word."
"Ya, it's the new breakfast of champions."
by Steve SSSSS January 10, 2008
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In Wheatfield there is really not much to do. Exciting points consist of having bon fires. To find anything worth doing besides looking at shitty cows, cow fields and shrubbery you have to drive at least 20 minutes in any directions. Wheatfield is extremely sheltered and after high school most people go to college and are amazed when they experience an actual party. Since in Wheatfield is on an Indian reservation the high school is infested with Native Americans. The Native Americans stick together and will gang up on you if something is said to them that they do not like. Wheatfield is 30% preppy 30% emo and 30% ghetto (white kids acting black). A typical night in Wheatfield are movie nights at someones house where everyone gets together. Also the "popular" place to hang out is Tim Hortons.
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Guy: I gave you coca wheaties this morning.
Guy2: what?
Guy1: I came in your ass, and there was my cum on your poops, cocoa wheaties.
Guy2: what?
Guy1: I came in your ass, and there was my cum on your poops, cocoa wheaties.
by Walter F. October 25, 2020
Get the cocoa wheaties mug.Used to ask why somebody is not working as hard as they should, inspired by the fact that the cereal of the name is supposed to help one build big strong muscles. Coaches especially like to ask this of their players, when their players are not practicing nearly hard enough.
"Didn't you have your Wheaties?" Coach Egan asked of David and Greg,who were horsing around during football practice. "You're supposed to be practicing and putting lots of effort into it! No horsing around!"
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This is the naughtiest thing Theresa May ever did.
This is the naughtiest thing Theresa May ever did.
Oh, goodness me. Well, I suppose… gosh. Do you know, I’m not quite sure. I can’t think what the naughtiest thing…
"Well, nobody is ever perfectly behaved, are they? I mean, you know, there are times when… I have to confess, when me and my friend, sort of, used to run through the fields of wheat wheatfield, the farmers weren’t too pleased about that."
"Well, nobody is ever perfectly behaved, are they? I mean, you know, there are times when… I have to confess, when me and my friend, sort of, used to run through the fields of wheat wheatfield, the farmers weren’t too pleased about that."
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