Helena Whiting

THE FITTEST MOST AMAZINGLY WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING (of the female variety) TO HAVE EVER WALKED THIS PLANET OR ANY OTHER SIMILAR.

That girl is a Helena Whiting through and through.

by Conor Yeah! February 22, 2010

Purple Whaling

When a Swedish woman residing in Sweden has so many children, she begins selling them only to keep feeding her big, purple, child.

Karl The XII: Why are your children missing?
Helga: They aren't missing, I'm just purple whaling.

by TheJewWhoGivesChildrenSexTalks September 17, 2014

weating

The motion of eating and masturbating at the same time.

Adam was weating in his room all day

by DrMetal September 8, 2009

Whatintheb

A burger joint that also goes by Whataburger. Not dissimilar from jack in the box and jackintheb.

Hop in the car lets go to whatintheb

by hosed April 23, 2010

w hating

A phrase used to cheer your friend on while he's arguing to let him know he's taking mad W's / Used to tell your friend he has a W opinion when he's hating on something

Friend: Bro this mf is such a poopyhead
You: W hating

by katxoxo November 15, 2022

Depressed Whaling

The act of sliding one's face down self across the floor using only one's hands. This action is often used when upset or done with life.

"I was so upset that I depressed whaled all the way across the kitchen floor."

"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"

by E-Squared February 11, 2013

Sperm Whaling

When a female lays on her back, lifts her legs in the air and forcefully expels, from her vagina, the semen that has just been gifted to her. Like the spout from a whale's blow hole

Me: I showed Adam my new party trick last night. Now he has to clean the curtains.
Friend: what was it?

Me: sperm Whaling

by Shelbusxo January 15, 2016