whambien

When you have sex before going to sleep. The release helps you sleep well, similar to the affect of taking a sleeping pill, such as: Ambien.

I'm tired, but I'm horny, I could really go for a Whambien right now.

I slept great! Thanks for that Whambien last night.

by Markfarkle1 August 28, 2017

Hand-whammy

A hand-job. Particularly one rendered in appreciation for a good deed by the recipient.

Bro, I'll help you move your shit outta your gf's apartment again, but you owe me like a godzillion goddamned hand-whammy (s)

by poopshovelthealmighty December 21, 2016

wham bam thank you maam

slang for a quickie or a really fast-paced sex with someone you barely know or do know but don't care about. wham bam thank you maam just means that you bang her and go.

"So I was with this girl, right? Just wham bam thank you maam!"
"DUDE!"

by BIG M-SLICE July 29, 2006

zoo zoo's and wham wham's

A prison slang term used by older jail inmates or prison convicts for jail or prison "inmate store or commissary" bought items such as: small cakes or pies, candy bars or sweet tooth items purchased by inmates.

zoo zoo's and wham wham's are individually packaged fruit filled pies, twinkies, cup cakes,pound cake, small pecan pies,and all candy bars, hard taffy, licorice and small packages of hard candy, all purchased from inmate store.

by papa ron October 31, 2006

whammered

A combination of wasted and hammered

Dude, we got so whammered last night!

by Carol Creel December 30, 2007

Wham head

Someone who is clueless, bears stupidity that is incomparable, and is a genuine abomination to society.

"How can you say that? Kyle, you are a total wham head."
"I wish you weren't such a wham head"

by Hayd23 November 6, 2013

Alabama wham-a-lamma

The erection you present to your girl after you masterbate before sex with her.

Yo I squeezed one off before I slammed my girls cheeks you know I had to give her the Alabama wham-a-lamma

by Dub wobble February 25, 2020