japanese whaler

The act of having sex with a fat chick while in a pool or similar body of water.

Johno pulled a japanese whaler with that Amy chick last night.

by Grassman14 January 26, 2014

Whalerus

A woman that is fatter than a walrus, but not quite as big as a whale.

Andrew: Hey Dave there's Tracy the great white Whalerus!
Dave: Andrew grab the harpoon!

by Mungzilla June 22, 2008

Stall-Whaker

One who openly masturbates in a public bathroom, and is caught doing so.

That kid is so stupid, damn Stall-Whaker.

by Aaron Higgins April 16, 2006

pink wafer

a fanny that - no matter what you try - refuses to get wet.

Imagine how disappointed i was when I prised her legs open and after half an hours gussett typing she still had a pink wafer...

by George "Nacker" Sharples June 1, 2006

YOU ATE MY NILLA WAFERS

When someone(s) eat your Vanilla Wafers, and your reaction is....YOU ATE MY NILLA WAFERS

Dad: WERE MY VANILLA WAFERS AT?!
Me: Uh....I ate them.....
Dad: YOU ATE MY NILLA WAFERS!!!1
(Roid Rage fit by dad)

by Tyler2010 March 12, 2008

Nelly wafer

An explicit term for a gay man. Mainly used by homophobes

That faggot is a nelly wafer

by Everyusernamehasbeentaken December 26, 2017

Wafer

The Wafer, a depressed creation of the internet created through a multitude of Joji songs, break ups, a never ending sadness, and dislike to themselves. In most cases, a Wafer is like a parasitic leech that will latch onto sad songs and listen to them day in and day out, until the sadness of that song has become their own. There is only one thing that will bring a smile to a Wafer, and that's the artist known as Joji, as often times a Wafer will disguise themselves by using a Joji profile picture, but do not be fooled- A Joji profile pic is a sure tell sign that the person behind that profile is a Wafer. Most days, a Wafer will loathe around with no purpose in life other than to catfish desperate E-people for a sad entertainment, as a Wafer has no emotional value.

"You're such a Wafer! Do you always listen to sad songs and loathe around with no purpose in life!" - Tom

"I just want to curl into a ball and eat ice cream while I catfish people whilst having no purpose in life. Leave me be, life is too hard," - A Wafer

by MnM-Skittles February 10, 2019