WET WILLIES

the bar referred to by ludacris in the Pimpin All Over The World song. the bar is located on ocean drive in miami beach, flordia frequented by celebrities. All drinks at wet willie are slushies.

Bout to go down wet willies on ocean and she what poppin.

by K Byrd jr. May 2, 2008

Wet William

In the same family as its cousin the 'wet willy,' the Wet William is the act of punching your junk while your significant other is sound asleep, maneuvering your near-ejaculating penis up to their ear, and busting your load.

Oh that? I was bored and you were asleep, so I had no choce but to deliver you a plentiful load of Wet William.

by 1as2sy3la4 January 12, 2011

Wet William

When you lick your toe and then stick it in someone's ear.

Person #1: Agh! What the fuck was that?
Person #2: A wet william.
Person #1: Great, now I have athlete's ear.

by rock_lobster July 8, 2010

Wet Willette

When a guy is getting a blow job and pulls out of the girls mouth prior to ejaculating. He the puts his willie into her ear and blows his load.

"Matt you are awesome! You just gave that girl a Wet Willette."

by Gulf Coast Misfit October 30, 2011

wet willey

Very much like a screaming pelican, while a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman on the beach, he will retract his penis and put it in the water and wrap it in algae. He will then continue to come back to the female and put his penis back inside of her after he has rubbed it in the sand.

I heard he gave her a hard wet willey last week at the beach.

by DjPD9 December 17, 2010

Wet William

A wet william is a step up from a wet willy. Instead of licking just the tip of your index finger, you place the entirety of your finger in your mouth. Once the finger is fully moistened with saliva, you place it into someones buttox. The warmth of the rear and the moistness of the finger, in correlation to one another, create the feeling of oneness of the two bodies.

Person 1: "Oh man, those sigma chi's are notorious for giving wet williams."

Person 2: "Yea, my life and anus will never be the same."

by merced hooligans September 1, 2010

Wet Wilkie

Like a wet willy, but when you shove your dick in someone's belly button.

Mary: I got a wet wilkie, it was terrorising rape.

by Unknown Dropouts October 27, 2011