Hammer Python Weiner

A name for a gigantic penis the size of a fore-arm hailing from the city of lake Elsinore. its Commanly refered to a weiner that has no mercy on its victims and hurts not only your body, but your feelings.

dude he gave that girl the Hammer Python Weiner lastnight

by everyone and there mothers November 30, 2011

Anthony Weiner

A democratic Congressman who recently resigned. Whatever you do, NEVER FOLLOW HIM ON TWITTER OR ELSE...

Recently, I followed Anthony Weiner on Twitter and he sent me a picture of his junk. Now I am scarred for life.

by Mike_Litoris June 27, 2011

Weiner Blast Beat

A blast beat performed using one's penis in lieu of a drum stick. The penis is usually used to hit the snare drum.

Most deathcore bands are gay and usually employ a weiner blast beat

by Festive_Lotus May 22, 2014

Suck My Weiner

Something a little kid says when he's mad at somebody but doesn't want to get tattled on for swearing.

Gregory:"Suck my weiner, butthead."

Joey:"Eat my booty hole, bitch."

Gregory: "You said the B word, I'm telling..."

by Mr. bIG D May 27, 2015

Decent Weinering

When the results of your sexual encounter leave a girl sightly satisfied, and you're mutually okay with it. She's had better for sure, but your "performance" in the 5-7 minute session somewhat made it worth her time. She won't be telling her friends about it, and that's probably for the best.

"Yeah, we still talk every now and then. I gave her a decent weinering, so we're cool".

by zhoenixx November 27, 2017

Weimerica

modern america

Person 1: Wow man, this is such like pre nazi germany but we're living in america
Person 2: Weimerica am I right?

by Tadicts June 2, 2023

weiner crevice

When spooning, the buttocks crack in which the penis is nestled comfortable(enjoyable for both the spoon and the filling).

Bridget: Pat, want to spoon?
Pat: Sure I want to be the filling.
Bridget: NO! I'm the filling you're the spoon.
*begin to spoon*
Bridget: What are you doing?
Pat: I'm putting me weiner in the Weiner Crevice.
Bridget: Okay!

by pat and bridget November 29, 2006