Weezer

sad music for virgins to cry to

“Watch out, weezer fan 8 o’clock.”

by broebunger February 1, 2021

weezer

An rock band known as the "hash-pipe guys" or the "sweater-song guys", known for their emotional song lyrics and ani-rock star atitude.

"Weezer is so emo" *punch in the face* "Fuck you faggot"

by Jeff Johnson August 11, 2005

Weezer

Best. Band. Ever.
Duhhhh

Nick: Hey dude, I got tickets to WEEZER!
John: Chya, they're only like the best. band. ever.

by weezrulesss January 18, 2009

weezer

a band that isnt emo- they arent emo becuase they created a genre called nerd rock....emo is a break of of which people who falied to emulate the sound they gave

weezer is not there to be depressing where as emo is

by the weez October 22, 2006

weezer

coolest band ever. once you found weezer in middle school you realized other people had thick glasses and liked star wars as much as you. hope for us nerds.

Finding Weezer was good, way cooler than finding God.

by space rock September 4, 2009

Weezer

(1). noun: An American rock band made for virgins, quiet kids, and old men who "miss old rock".

(2). phrase: A subtle form of saying you are either gay, a furry or you have never felt the touch of a woman

Dude 1: Yo! Did you hear the new Weezer EP?
Dude 2: No, I'm more of a Car Seat Headrest guy.

OR

Dude 1: My favorite band is Weezer , along with Toto.
Dude 2: Damn dude, get a girlfriend.

by gayfurry420 December 28, 2021

weezer

either:

A. A band that you fucking love and pray to everynight

B. A band you think sucks and is overrated.

C. The local nickname for an asthma attack

"Man, I fucking hate Weezer, their songs suck and they don't deserve the recognition they get"

"Shut the fuck up I LOVE Weezer, they can never be bad and they absolutely are NOT emo!"

"Help! Timmy's having a weezer!"

by TrolleyMC October 29, 2021