ball weep

a weep from ones ball - an insignificant dribble of man glue from ones testicle (singular, as not worthy of a dribble from both balls)

you are nothing but a ball weep

by Chris Henderson January 7, 2004

ant weep

When you kill an ants homie and the any does the little thing where it rubs its eyes than throws the fucking body off the counter. I can't be the only one noticing this shit

Charlie: Hey dude did you see that huge giant thing kill our homie earlier?

Cliff: yeah I was in my ant weep still, grieving n shit. Be gentle about that topic homie.

by Redafternooner October 8, 2021

Beat and Weep

The simultaneous act of masturbating and sobbing like it's the apocalypse. This is often done as an act of relaxation, stress relief, and/or self-pity. The beat and weep can occur at any time of day and in any place, unfortunately sometimes it is mid-day and in a public setting, but you just can't help it. Common triggers for the beat and weep include but are not limited to Sarah McLachlan songs, Dawsons Creek episodes, SPCA commercials, and The Parent Trap with Lindsay Lohan. This unfortunate act happens all too often because every one knows tears are the best lubricant.

Instead of going to the concert in the park with all his friends, Keegan stayed home after a long day to sit in the dog cage and have himself a lonely beat and weep.

by Rape May August 2, 2011

read it and weep

It is when you send a myspace message to someone and when you go to the sent folder it will say that the person has " read" your message and did not reply back.

Me: UGH Jackie didnt reply back to my message!
Someone elese: Oh she read it and weep your message

by Camille sdt November 17, 2007

deep weep

sobbing

That kid went through quite a deep weep after brushing his knee at the playground.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

anal weep

An anal weep is the shriek or cry that happens when you are having rough sex from behind and by accident the mans penis is abruptly inserted into the anal cavity by accident.

An example of an anal weep would be “me and my boyfriend were having crazy sex and he flipped me over to hit it from behind and by accident it went into my ass. I wept from the pain of it going in so quickly without warning”

by Cool guy 789 October 5, 2020

butt weep

Diarria so bad, lengthy, or reoccurring that by the end of the day your asshole and surrounds are painfully scorched.

Your ass feels acid etched after a round of diarria.

"Damn, I musta ate something bad, I got butt weep."
"Remind me not to eat that again, it'll make my butt weep."

by mgrov13 December 3, 2020