Cocktail Weenie

A rich boy's tiny, bite sized dick.

Lisa- "You should hook up with Cooper, He's in law school."
Sara- "But what if he has a cocktail weenie?!"
Lisa- "Ya gotta do what ya gotta do."

by gracieisfordogs October 24, 2014

big green weenie

Something that you will eventually get and continue to get once you become a Marine. Getting the "big green weenie" may include such fine events as: getting fucked with duty on a particularly important weekend, getting in trouble for some small petty shit while being in garrison, getting stationed at a shithole like 29 Dumps.
The "big" represents the big bad Marine Corps picking on the little guy, the Marine. The "green" represents the true color of the Corps. The "weenie" represents getting fucked over.

LCpl Hooligan: What I got duty again?! Dude Im getting fucked in the ass by the big green weenie!

LCpl Didlysquat: Fa sho.

by DvaPac December 24, 2007

L7 weenie

A term made popular by the movie "The Sandlot," refers to someone who is being lame or uncool.

Josh is being such an L7 Weenie.

by 71516 Points to be made July 15, 2016

Weener Cousin

Two men who have had sex with the same woman. A pact usually sealed by the locking of the the two men's pinky fingers.

Dude, you're dating my ex-girlfriend? We're totally weener cousins!

by JohnDorian9 February 4, 2010

Screamin' Weenie Slam

An advanced technique employed during sexual intercourse in which the male participant jumps up and runs screaming around the room before diving back on top of the female and forcefully thrusting his penis into the orifice of his choosing.

"I tried to pull off a screamin' weenie slam once but I got disoriented and missed. Now whenever we start to get frisky the dog runs out of the room."

by Cover of Whiteness October 17, 2012

weenie hut general

when pussies get hurt they go here to get their booboos fixed.

Child, "mommy i got a booboo! come kiss it!"
Mom, "looks like youre going to visit the weenie hut general

by french kiss this November 28, 2010

Nigga weenies

a word used by asians in the west to express what a dick the person is.

Asian1:wow those fags acted like abunch of Nigga weenies
Man2: word...

by MiguelSanchez3 March 14, 2009