Weekly World News

Ironically, Weekly World News possesses more truth than other sources of news. Such as "The Fox News Channel". Possibly remembered mostly by their mascot, Bat-Boy. The magazine is probably at your local grocery store.

Girl: "Who do you believe has a stronger possibility of disputing truthful statements? A satirical news reporter for 'Weekly World News' who says Bigfoot is real, or homophobic, Neo-Nazi, Ann Coulter on 'The O'Reilly Factor'"?

Guy: "This satirical news reporter isn't Bill O'Reily, right?"

Girl: "Right."

Guy: "Oh, thank god! The satirical news reporter without the slightest bit of hesitance!"

by GloveGiblets March 8, 2007

Weeks

The name given to a female of the superior variety, embodying all of the following characteristics: beauty, generosity, stylishness, creativity, and one or more of the following: blonde hair, spectacles, a voice like whitney, passion for literature, many siblings, a tendency to ruin group photographs.

Usually found with the following: A horse, a big red dog or a "brown bear".

NB: Males can be termed "Weeks" but the females are the majority.

She's so awesome! Yeah, you're right, she must be a Weeks.

by Reems_13 March 23, 2011

weeksmonths

Any number of months that have yet to be determined. It could be a month, 2 months, 7 months, or xx months.

Person 1: Dude when is Tommy coming back home
Person 2: Man I don't know, he said he'd be back in a few weeksmonths

by PedoGhost666 August 27, 2010

weekstend

When your weekend is so awesome that it gets extended

Screw going to work on Monday, I'm totally going to weekstend!

by rodland July 28, 2017

The Weekdy

The person who is the opposite of The Weeknd

Hey, have you heard of that guy called The Weekdy?

by JustARandomInternetGuy April 24, 2021

RuRR's Weekly

RuRR's Weekly is a platform of Magazine makers & publishers. They are based in 16F Black's Mill Lane, O'Connell, NSW 2795, Australia.

Ugh, Yeah, RuRR's Weekly Is Better Than Elliott's Weekly -*Rolls Eyes*-

by RuRRs Weekly | UD October 12, 2021

Weebsy

A Transgender E-Girl with no original content.

"I just got a DM from Weebsy!"
"Do you wear glasses?"

by Jack Went December 12, 2019