weekend millionaire

A guy who who gets paid on Friday and is at the bar all weekend. When Sunday rolls around, he's broke.

While in Jamaica, I stopped by the local bar and saw the weekend millionaires spending a lot on drinks. I know come Monday, they'll be broke.

by literary.muse September 2, 2010

Green weenie

Quite possibly the fattest fucking cock in the existence of humanity. More commonly found in the great community of the armed forces especially in the Marine Corps. This cock can be found slaying assholes left and right no one is safe in the presence of the almighty green weenie.

Person 1 : dude I just got voluntold for a field op in the middle of the Sahara desert I won’t be back for 6 months

Person 2: it’s your fault you can’t deny the almighty green weenie it will only prolong your suffering

Person 1: curses I guess I’ll just have to loosen this asshole for the green weenie maybe then my suffering will end

by Shdylatina November 28, 2019

Ugly Slut Weekend

Traditionally celebrated yearly on the first weekend of December, but it's popularity has lead to the expansion of the holiday to multiple times per year. Average to good looking males who participate in Ugly Slut Weekend, or, USW actively seek out below average to ugly girls for sexual activities.

Alcohol is not required but heavily recommended for the males to further decrease the already small chance of actually skeeting inside the ugly slut and risking a baby mama relationship in future

"No Slut Left Behind" is a the trademark slogan of USW. As an excerpt from it's mission statement reads: "to bring weiner to every slut in the world, no matter her physical appearance"

I heard Ugly Slut Weekend started at SJU, which I can definitely believe considering the amount of Jersey girls that go there

by papa moyer May 15, 2010

Post Weekend Depression

Feeling low and depressed on a Monday after a weekend of drinking and partying.

Joe: What's wrong man? You're not yourself today.

Steve: Just suffering from post weekend depression, I'll be fine by Saturday..

by xMDMx June 23, 2010

Northumberland weekend

A weekend spent by yourself at your house or apartment where you have little social contact and possibly smoke some cheeba. Mat sound boring but can be real fun sometimes

Im feeling tired this week im looking foreward to having a Northumerland weekend

by Jordo October 26, 2003

weekend water

An alcoholic beverage; Booze

It's Friday. I'm thirsty. Give me some weekend water.

by kleinsound May 11, 2008

Weekend Nachos

Best hardcore band ever.

"Yo did you go to the Weekend Nachos show last weekend?"

"Yeah dude mad pit fatalities."

by dicksneeze January 18, 2009