Weef 

A wife and a queef, mixed together to break the norms.

I cannot believe that Kasey has been my weef for six years!

Weef by basmenteyes August 7, 2022

Weef 

A wife who smokes weed.

See? I’m a good weef!

Weef by Mardipup August 8, 2022

Weef 

The epitome of mankind. Immense, powerful and eccentric.

The Weef is weefing.

Woah here comes the war weef.

Weef by Ambiguous_Asian February 7, 2023

weef 

a slightly odd dog noise (you would think "woof" but it's "weef" for that kawaii effect or something) a feminine guy might make, more likely one that identifies as a dogboy.

top: oooohhh who's my good puppy?
bottom: weef! :3

weef by qhacim April 22, 2023

Weef 

A small increment of measurement that can be applied to any thing or situation. Usually comes with a feeling of scent that could be perceived as wet or dry.
Used to describe life, truth, joy, love, lust, hate, battle and death.
Pronounced with a hard lingering F with French accent.

IWeef is passionate limitless expression tied to no definition. But most commonly related to the scent of turkey pepperoni.

Weef by KingCheddar May 20, 2023

Weef 

The best group chat in the world

I met so many cooky and cool people on weef cult group chat on Facebook messenger

Weef by Devoyster October 5, 2023

Weef 

When a woman passes air out her urethra while peeing. It happened after a Systoscopy.

I had a weef when I peed today. (Rhymes with queef, vagina fart) but when you wee. Wee fart = Weef!

Weef by Shirlgirl November 23, 2023