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Albert Wesker

The central villain of the Resident Evil series of video games. Albert Wesker was introduced as a secondary character in the original game, being the traitorous captain and founder of the Raccoon City Police Department's Special Tactics and Rescue Squad (S.T.A.R.S.) and was subsequently killed at the end of the game. Due to his unexpected popularity, Wesker was brought back in Resident Evil Code: Veronica as the new villain of the series, and it was discovered by the S.T.A.R.S. that he had caused everything from his own apparent "death" to the destruction of the Umbrella Corporation. He remains at large.
After a long search for their missing team mates, Barry and Jill had gone their seperate ways. Albert Wesker stayed, crouched in the balcony even after their departure, wondering how he could have let all of his careful planning fall to shit.
by Harry Hastings August 6, 2006
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Albert Wesker

Albert Wesker made his first appearance in the original Resident Evil as the commander of the fictional S.T.A.R.S. law-enforcing task force and leader of the Alpha Team division. He appears through the course of the game as a non-playable character assisting whichever main character the player is controlling (Chris Redfield or Jill Valentine) by making sporadic appearances. As the player goes further into the game, evidences begin to appear in the mansion's underground laboratory implicating Wesker as a member of the Umbrella research staff that worked in the mansion prior to the outbreak. Wesker eventually reveals to the main character that he was ordered by his superiors at Umbrella to lure his S.T.A.R.S. subordinates into the mansion, using them as test subjects against the mutated creatures in the mansion to gather battle data. However, he is either: seemingly killed by the Tyrant creature he unleashes before the final battle; or found dead at the lab's control room next to a self-destruct mechanism.

His next appearance was in Resident Evil Code: Veronica, where he appears as an agent working for an unnamed secret organization against Umbrella. He reveals in the fictional documentary, Wesker's Report, that he survived his apparent death in the first game by injecting himself beforehand with an experimental virus provided to him by his former colleague William Birkin. The virus brought him back to life, augmenting him with superhuman strength and agility, but at the expense of his humanity. He appears thorough the latter half of Code: Veronica confronting his former subordinate, Chris Redfield and the game's antagonist, Alexia Ashford.

Wesker then appears in Resident Evil Zero and Resident Evil 4 as a conspirator manipulating events from behind the scenes. He is a central character in Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles, where he appears as a playable character in several of the game's scenarios, expanding upon events alluded to in early games, as well as his involvement in Umbrella's downfall after the events of Code: Veronica and his development in Resident Evil 4. Wesker is voiced by Richard Waugh in Resident Evil Code: Veronica, Umbrella Chronicles, Resident Evil 4, and Resident Evil Zero; and Peter Jessop voices the character in the 2002 remake of the first Resident Evil game.

Wesker's character was adapted by Sony Pictures for the 2007 film Resident Evil: Extinction. Played by Jason O'Mara, this version of Wesker is the head of the Umbrella Corporation. He runs Umbrella's operations from behind the scenes, holding meetings via hologram with his underground board of directors in an undisclosed location in Tokyo, Japan.
"Hehehe, she must like me." Albert Wesker.
by Rebecca_Chambers August 3, 2008
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Albert Wesker

The pure eptiome of evil and badassery. People don't recognize the fact that he's an ultra douchebag, since they're blinded by his super badassery.

The badass who wears shades at night, and actually looks good doing it.

Related to Duke Nukem, Johnny Bravo, and Robert Patrick(the T-1000 from Terminator 2)

Often schemes up evil plots that involve

COMPLETE.
GLOBAL.
SATRUATION.
hraaaaggh.

Will kick your ass.

Often called Wesker
Albert Wesker can beat Sephiroth in an arm wrestle any day of the week.

HOLY SHIT! WESKER JUST FALCON PUNCHED AN OLD GUY THROUGH THE CHEST! FUCKING EPIC!
by The Great Cornholio!! June 22, 2009
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Wesker

A video game character from Resident Evil 5/Biohazard that will rip you a new one if you don't pay attention to the button mashing sequences.
DAYUUUMM WESKER DONE SNAPPED HIS NECK
by enitnelav llij May 24, 2009
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Weavering

The act of hitting someone in the face with a lunch tray.
Dude, did you see that Patrick guy?
Yea, I did!
He got totally weavered!
Yea, I know right, that lunch tray had to hurt!

That guy is really pissin me off man.
Yea, he's being a Crabtree.
I'm thinking of Weavering him.
Go for it, man!
by Smurd February 11, 2009
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Welker

1. To rise up again after being hit by a bus (or train) and appear unharmed.
tough
2. to be as tough as Wes Welker*
3. despite being only 5' ft, 9" inches, a lot of toughness in a small package (New England Patriot slot receiver)
Man, did you see that guy pull a "Welker" after being hit?
"That guy is almost as tough as Welker."
"He's a tough little bugger"
by Jeruhalem November 27, 2012
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yoghurt weaver

"Yoghurt weaving" was a term coined by Alexei Sayle in his late 70's stand up routine, and subsequently immortalised on his live 1982 album "Cak!"
Alexei Sayle spotted the "yuppie" trend way before the term "yuppie" was ever coined, and in his routines he referred to them as "the middle classes in Stoke Newington..."

One such routine described them "...all sitting around on the windswept concrete piazza, discussing Chekhov and weaving their own fucking yoghurt..." - the last part delivered with a palpable Scouse sneer.

On occasion he would substitute "... growing their own fucking denim." but this expression didn't seem to catch on quite as well.

In this instance, "yoghurt weaver" and "denim grower" are interchangeable.
by Ott^ September 25, 2005
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