waterjogged

The wet through state of a jogger after they have just been out for a gentle run and the heaven's opened on them.

A stone heavier now as water collects in every item of clothing, slops around in the shoes and streams off the matted hair (for those who have hair). Knees and legs stung by the pellets of rain are soothed by the steady trickle of water draining from the shorts and shirt.

Coming home waterjogged after a 5k, I was wrapped in the dry humour of my running buddies who opted not to run.

by Johnny Doyle October 1, 2020

waterlog

Verb
1) To get that feeling you get when you've drunken so much water your stomach feels excessively heavy.

I shouldn't have drank all my water before the race, now I'm waterlogged.

by Loapher19 May 30, 2023

Waterdog

The slut or whore of small-town rivers, creeks, restaurants and marinas.

I'm going to head to the creek and dump a load into the waterdog.

by Boats-N-Hoes58 June 25, 2024

wisconsin waterlog

when you are having sex and you piss in your partners ass

man that was a huge wisconsin waterlog last night

by dueskies January 2, 2011