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Waterloo Rizz 

Replying to a girl immediately after they've ghosted you for a month
"i had this girls location sharing, we facetimed, i went to visit her at mac, then she started dating this guy she met after one week 💀"

- Matthew Hao explaining his Waterloo Rizz
Waterloo Rizz by oflyn June 12, 2023

Waterloo at Home 

The zestiest ROBLOX game ever that's full of femboys.
Playing it will turn you into a submissive femboy. Run while you can
" Hey, dude! Wanna play Waterloo at Home? "
" Hell nah, I don't wanna participate in a zestfest today dude! "

Waterloo Weirdo 

oh you know that Waterloo Weirdo, Grace

University of Waterloo

(aka. "University of Wokerloo", "UWokerloo" or simply "UWoke")

If you want the wokest education in the North American continent, look no further. We have it right here at the University of Waterloo. UWaterloo has established a decades-old reputation for being the undisputed intellectual hothouse for future Wokers and Woke leaders alike, whatwith all the misguided hypocritical liberal-political hogwash that started here.

In other words, if you're looking for academic success here, you will only succeed in getting your brain fried, drained or washed by the pretentious clowns who are there to give you the "waterloo" of a lifetime.
"The University of Waterloo: Ideas Start Here" (followed by an uproar from the social justice WARRIORS!!!)

University of Waterloo

(noun) UW for short. A large collection of nerds big enough to promote misleading facts about the actual intelligence of the average person belonging to that collection.
Kevin: I'm going to study math at the University of Waterloo after I graduate high school because it's renowned for its math program.

Jake: Being a nerd doesn't mean you're intelligent Kevin!
University of Waterloo by Shittalker February 10, 2010

I went to Waterloo 

A phrase commonly used by TheBajanCanadian throughout his and NoochM's Zombies Master Quest. Legend has it that the phrase was created when TheBajanCanadian was poking fun at NoochM's cousin.
"Pick up that nu-"

"I WENT TO WATERLOO!"