Watering a tree

To blow marijuana smoke on a tree trunk

dudeee lets go water those trees over there with our new stash. Watering a tree.

by sloth garry May 24, 2009

Watering the Garden

When you cum in someone's pubes after sex

"Yeah I was watering the garden with your mom last night"

by Ben Dover Your Mother February 4, 2020

Watering the owl

"Just watering the Owl" -To politely and quietly suffer the "assistance"/advice of someone less experienced/knowledgeable than you in your field...

A: He said WHAT would fix that known issue!? Why didn't you tell him to RTFM?
B: Just watering the owl man...I didn't have the energy for discourse today...

by tuoxam February 20, 2011

waterlopes

Used to measure boob size.
like half way between watermelon boobs and cantaloupe boobs.

person 1: Dude, look at that chic. she's hot
person 2 : I know! She has waterlopes!

person 1: Where did your friend get her waterlopes?
person 2: She grew them herself.

by Binky&Teeny July 11, 2010

Waterslides

Waterslides is Satan's favourite boy band, consisting of members: Austin Night, Jeff Wiggins and Otter Woodie.

P1: oh my god who's that?
P2: oh, it's waterslides. You can tell by the orange hair, minion merch and trombone.

by howaboutwedont December 4, 2018

Watering the duck

An act where a woman puts her vagina in a cascading stream of water (typically in the bath tub, but any stream will do) in order to stimulate the clitoris in an act similar to manual masturbation.

Your sister came out of the bathroom after the water was running for a while, I wonder if she was watering the duck?

by Evo Josh November 30, 2017

Watering your grandma’s garden

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone

I can’t hang out because im watering your grandma’s garden (your can be replaced to make the sentence make sense)

by Camryn and Conrad January 10, 2019