wassergunt

An uber gunt. A gigantic meat flap of fat so big that it connects an enormous belly and and a cunt.

That wassergunt is so huge and hairy it looks like a furry Lincoln Tunnel. You could drive a bus in there!

by Granuppie April 10, 2009

waistebanding

The act of hiding an erection by tucking one's penis under one's waisteband.

Person: "Dude I got a boner at lunch, and I wastebanded it."

Person 1: "How did you hide that?"
Person 2: "Waistebanding.

by xmaddiex09 September 27, 2009

Wasserburger

Someone with the surname Wasserburger is most likely the most beautiful person ever, however, they have an absolutely massive forehead. Wasserburger sisters are the hottest women ever. A common first name for a male Wasserburger is Nicholas. Nicholas Wasserburgers are the most handsome people you have ever seen and have a blinding forehead.

Sarah: Omg, look! It is Nick Wasserburger

Jessica: Omg, he is so hot!!

Nicholas Wasserburger: Hey ladies

*both women orgasm*

by Nick Wassy fan #1863585365 March 16, 2022

Waist Trap Tucker

One who conceals his boner by doubling up his underwear waistband or sometimes even wearing two pairs in order to trap the tumescent trunk. Thus allowing said deviant the ability to roam the streets without arousing suspicion or exposing his desire to tame the beast.

Photographer: 'OK I think we got the shot, girls. Let's break for 10 minutes while I reload. Hot! Hot! Hot!'

Ballerina 1: "Francesca, I swear that pervert has a sock in his pants or something. Ewww. He kept hiding it behind his tripod"

Ballerina 2: "For sure. Like, he must be a 'Waist Trap Tucker' or something. Gross."

by White Walker January 18, 2013

WALSTIB

an acronym for a quote in the Grateful Dead song, 'Truckin'. the letters stand for the line "What A Long Strange Trip It's Been". Also an affectionate phrase stated between fellow hippies.

"Remember the shrooms we did that one night? Wow. WALSTIB" (the phrase is often fully stated, while the acronym is usually displayed on stickers, license plates, etc.)

by lisagirl April 8, 2003

wasserday

Any day you blow off work just to completely fuck off all day long; usually taken mid-week and for no other reason than you just hate working.

Dude, I totally took a wasserday yesterday...I hit the alarm, rubbed one out, ordered an eight ball and then called in sick.

by Granuppie April 27, 2009

Waistbanding it

When a man sprouts an erection and tries to hide with the waistband of his pants.

"Tom Stevenson was totally waistbanding it after grabbing Danielle McCarthy's boobs!"

by 4321143243 May 2, 2010