i-washed

When someone is brainwashed to believe that every product apple puts out is superior to any competing gadget. Most of these people didn't even know what a calculator was 10 years ago but ever since they got an iphone, and got i-washed, they feel like they are uber tech savvy, but in reality they only buy apple products in which they dont even use to their full technological capacities.

Nerd #1: "Dude dont get that tablet, it sucks ballz the Ipad shits all over it"

Nerd #2: "How do you know, have you used one"?

Nerd #1: " No but it doesn't fucking matter, its not made by apple so its a piece of shit. Trust me"

Nerd#2: "Dude you're just i-washed, ever since you got that iphone 4 years ago you got rid of your PC and put Steve Jobs cock down your throat."

by mrmrpopo November 27, 2011

cat-watcher

Someone that watches cats enter their garden, resentfully, usually from a vantage point. It is a metaphor for how they see the world.

He's a real cat-watcher.

by cat-watcher-witness July 5, 2017

Watched

The process of becoming a watch

If you watched these notebooks, they'd become a watch.

by Irishhpirate February 17, 2020

gully washer

A torrential rain that causes ditches to overflow creating flash floods on streets and roadways.

The gully washer spread so much water on the street that vehicles sprayed water high in the air as they passed by.

by Embe March 11, 2009

Washed

It's usually used when a good player starts playing the game again after a long period of time and it makes them look like they just got the game.

Mark was washed after not playing the game in over 2 years.

by miragexl December 8, 2020

Pocket watcher

Pocket watcher- basically a hater or someone who wants to pursue the same wealth you have. Start off by watching your pockets and trying to be like you.

Better watch out for them pocket watchers.

by Shelovesjpapii April 9, 2017

ball washer

Someone who follows those of higher social standing and backs them no matter what. They will stick up for their hero, even when their hero has been proven to be a bad person, scammer, thief or general scumbag.

Man, Truck and BBi have the ball washers that totally ignore their scams.

by Big Nasty 153 October 13, 2017