World of Warcraft

A game were nobody but the company taking your money wins. Often replaces one's social life.

Obese gamer: *Snort*OMFG!! I'm almost to Level 49!!! Lawlz!!!
---3 thousand miles away at Blizzard Entertainment---
Blizzard CEO: Wow! Who knew soaking in a swimming pool full of Cristal and women could be so fun! Release the World of Warcraft expansion pack, so I can afford the house of solid gold!

by BMS June 18, 2006

world of warcraft

A video game that millions of people choose to play during their spare time.

Some people choose to spend their spare time watching laguna beach or bromance. Personally, I'd rather slay a giant fucking dragon in World of Warcraft. So fuck off.

by jimmyassclown February 12, 2009

world of warcraft

a game played by millions of people who don't realize that they have signifigant others who haven't heard from them in ages.

friend of WoW player- "hey sara and i are gonna go eat out, want to come? you can take your girlfriend"

WoW player- "oh shit! i have a what? i promised to call her two weeks ago!"

by WoW widow September 13, 2005

warcrack

Pejorative term for WoW or World of Warcraft, as it possesses certain extremely addcitive qualities that allow Blizzard to earn almost 1 billion dollars a year.

Slash: Whatcha playing?
Torch: Shh! I'm playing WoW.
Slash: Oh. World of Warcrack.
Torch: Hey, it ain't that addictive. I've only been playing for 12 hours.
Slash: That explains the flashing sign that says "YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING WOW FOR 12+ HOURS GET OFF BEFORE WE GET SUED"

by The Mr Needles Experience September 25, 2006

World of Warcraft

The day that WoW shuts down 3.5 million suicides will be taken place all over the world.

Blizzard Worker: "Its the end of the world..... of warcraft"

suicide, World of Warcraft, blizzard, world, WoW

by Ravers March 19, 2008

world of warcraft nerd

Someone who is completely obssessed in World of Warcraft, so much so they care more about their fictional character than the real world, and devote hundreds and hundreds of hours to it.

Ben and Arron are so obssessed in World of Warcraft, that one of them always has to be playing their character while the other is doing something else.

by Richy Cunningham August 20, 2005

world of warcraft

An insanely popular Massive-Multiplayer Online RPG. Populated by over 7 million people, it has been dubbed a game that sucks away your soul because out of those 7 million, about 1000 of them are trolls on all freaking day without sleep or sustinence of any kind. While most complete idiots claim it causes weight gain, acne, and no social life, this isn't nessecarily true because

1. Many people are fat, and it's not because they play WoW. It's because they eat alot. Only complete renobs claim that WoW all day causes severe weight gain, because even when you do absolutely nothing, you burn calories by living and breathing. WoW only makes you fat if you constantly keep a bag of doritos by your desk and stuff your craw. Like a retard.

2.Acne is caused by adolescence and bad cleanliness. WoW has nothing to do with hormonal imbalances and not taking a shower.

3. WoW only takes away your social skills if you have the willpower of a particularly stupid puppy. If you play WoW and have no social skills, it's not because Warcraft is at fault. You might simply be a nerd, you might be shy, you might prefer to think before you speak unlike the rest of the earths population, or you might be an arse.

averageposteronthissite: omg!!!111! world of warcraft destroyed my life! i lost my girlfriend all my friends and my family thinks im a loser all cuz of wow!

me: No, you lost everything because you're a freaking loser. Blaming everything on a computer game is just a stupid excuse.

by Chris Kaniel January 26, 2007