Warlock

A nerdy person, usually “5,000” (40) years old, living in their parent’s basement, and playing children’s games.

John is such a warlock. He doesn’t even get off his computer.

by She Said Her July 15, 2022

warlock

a male witch

Dude, that guy is such a warlock.

by Anonymous March 30, 2003

Warlock

a name for a giant male genitalia. If a man has a penis exceeding 8 1/2 inches and is atleast 10 inches in diameter he has a Warlock.

Girlfriend says to boyfriend "Come give me some 'a' that Warlock!"

"How'd he get you in bed?"
"He cast a spell on me with his lvl 9 Warlock."

by ModernAkilies November 25, 2009

warlock

An old device traditionally constructed of wood, iron, or any heavy metal, used to fasten two opponents together until conflict is resolved through negogiation, compromise, mediation, arbitration, or victory. Commmonly a counterpart to key.

I havn't laughed in a non-sardonic way for 3 years and am probably slightly to massively overweight.

by Joseph Joel Joyce January 28, 2004

warlock

warlock is not only a wizard its more potent than blueberry weed

that warlock last night was more intense than any blueberry i have ever had

by drugs r us March 4, 2004

Warlock

The Best Player in World of Warcraft is a Warlock...His Name is Orbiey on Lothar...Good friends of King Agner (who listens to Orbiey) Also Partner in crime with Etudior

Orbiey the Masta Warlock

by TurkeyKnives May 24, 2007

warlock

Individual of dubious ancestry (possibly sired by Nazi occupiers during WW2 for example)who, while inordinately rich, for the purposes of social intercourse, pretends to be poor or plebean

"You know youve reached rock bottom when people openly accuse you of being a Warlock on the street" - From The Collected Memoirs of John Major.

by DumbGrunt July 28, 2004