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binge wanking

When one wank just isn't enough. To be considered a binge wanker one must bash the bishop multiple times in a short space of time. A true binge wankathon would last through the night until sunrise, not many have enough juice in the tank for this one.
Gary "Have you seen the state of Goffy today?"
Andy "Yeah he must have been binge wanking all night"
Gary "The fucking binge wanking mong"
by Mers1 October 13, 2008
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Trench Wanking

'Trench Wanking' is the activity of masturbating the phallus with gritted teeth whilst crouching and pointing aggressively at the subject of the aforementioned sexual practice.
"Hey Toby, look at that girl, she's pretty hot!" *crouches and begins Trench Wanking*

"Oh yeah, I'd Trench Wank over her. In fact, I will right now" *crouches and begins Trench Wanking*
by John Ever So Rightly August 27, 2012
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albacore wanking

When you have a wank over Jessica Alba. Albacore porn is considered the hottest type of porn
Dude, yesterday I had some hardcore albacore wanking.
by Ovat February 23, 2008
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wansing

To take a walk usually with a dog. wansing - walking
Wanse being the shortend version to walk
Do you "wanse" do you want a walk.
Lets go wansing.
by Armonk August 27, 2006
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Wanking Chariot

Bed. May or may not specifically suggest the use of said bed for onanism.
I'm off to do a couple of laps in the wanking chariot.
by Endie July 18, 2006
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Wayning

To pay little or no attention to personal hygiene. Just wake up funky and go about your day without bathing, brushing your teeth, or washing your face just like cowboys would do in the John Wayne movies.
I can't believe my roommate just jumps straight up outta bed and heads to class Wayning everyday like he slept in the dirt and woke up and jumped on a horse with a bottle of whiskey.
by Six 8 August 21, 2007
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wanking from home

As appose to working from home.
Seth enjoyed working from home, although, he prefered to call it wanking from home because he could thump the one eyed purple headed bishop to his hearts content.
by Colin Willett January 7, 2008
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