wankathon

a long session of masterbation usually involving alot of tissues! This could be considered a wrist workout

Mate i just had a MASSIVE wankathon

by Longrod von horny April 25, 2010

Wankbat

An instrument used during the Spanish inquisition to prevent young Catholics from going astray.

"Erold, stop playing with that thing, the Inquisition is on its way with the biggest wankbat you've ever seen."

by Paul Grainger July 30, 2004

wankathon

An extended session of masturbation with a duration of not less than 8 hours. Short breaks not exceeding 2 minutes at a stretch are allowed to take care of other needs. One of the feature points of a wankathon then becomes to hold back the tendency to ejaculate.

Santosh is having an all-night internet chat wankathon.

by Santosh George May 21, 2006

wankatic

A person, or animal, who is obsessed with masturbation.

That Limp Jimmy bloke is such a chronic wankatic - he beats the meat all day long.

by Fuktard April 11, 2007

Wankation

When you haven't jacked off in a while.

*Girl jacks guy off*

Girl: OMG! thats a lot of damn cum.

Guy: Yeh well ive been on wankation.

by Masterman09999 August 7, 2011

Wankbat

1.Someone who is about to wank off !!
2. Nonsecical term used on b3ta.com

Sam"Wheres fred"?
George "where do you think that twat is hes off giving himself a wankbat"
Sam "bloody hell"!

by bob January 5, 2004

Wankathon

A Wankathon is where you masturbate for 1hr and see how many times you can ejaculate in that period of time.

"i ejaculated 4 times last night whilst having a wankathon"

by Davebuckos February 19, 2020