1. Get off the road wanker
by Definition teller March 21, 2017
Get the Wankermug. Sorry fellas...
Your reference to the origin of the word wanker, is incorrect. As a High School boy in Australia in 1975 the word was alive and doing fine as a regular part of school-boy parlance.
Your reference to the origin of the word wanker, is incorrect. As a High School boy in Australia in 1975 the word was alive and doing fine as a regular part of school-boy parlance.
by fozzie747 October 20, 2008
Get the Wankermug. by Vandonn May 19, 2015
Get the Wankermug. (quote "anonymous"}
While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally.
I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.
(end quote "anonymous")
Wanking = self gratification, self importance
In Australia, wankers are people who believe that they are better than you because they have a better car, wife, children, life, etc, than you.
Wankers are always "mentors" and never "proteges".
Wankers never engage in self deprecating humour.
Wankers never make mistakes.
Wankers are our superior.
Wankers tolerate our existance.
Wankers believe they are our "gods".
Wankers are "cool".hehehe
While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally.
I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.
(end quote "anonymous")
Wanking = self gratification, self importance
In Australia, wankers are people who believe that they are better than you because they have a better car, wife, children, life, etc, than you.
Wankers are always "mentors" and never "proteges".
Wankers never engage in self deprecating humour.
Wankers never make mistakes.
Wankers are our superior.
Wankers tolerate our existance.
Wankers believe they are our "gods".
Wankers are "cool".hehehe
by ztv December 28, 2005
Get the Wankermug. British vulgarity:
1. One who masturbates.
2. Generic insult; interchangeable with stupid, idiot, retard, cretin etc.
Particularly useful when shouting at incompetent passers-by/drivers from your car or a distance away.
1. One who masturbates.
2. Generic insult; interchangeable with stupid, idiot, retard, cretin etc.
Particularly useful when shouting at incompetent passers-by/drivers from your car or a distance away.
1. She caught you wanking, you wanker.
2. Shut up you wanker.
The wanker crashed my car.
Get off my bonnet you fucking Chav wankers!
2. Shut up you wanker.
The wanker crashed my car.
Get off my bonnet you fucking Chav wankers!
by Fu Manchu August 31, 2008
Get the Wankermug. Term for someone who has no accomplishments to speak of, wastes time or is not productive, a jerk-off.
by Wes Ferguson July 7, 2005
Get the Wankermug.