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"Wangle me a biscuit..."

"Wangle the weed to the weft hand side..."
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Willy wangler

To obtain a willy by deceitive or manipulative methods.;
Or
Someone who leaves their facebook signed in, in the vacinity of people likely to change the best part of their profile to phallic symbols and status'.
Rob was willy wangling when he left his laptop on the lap of a malicious, fat woman.;
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Byron is a flange stomping willy wangler.;
Or
Margery is a serial willy wangler.
by WillyWonkersWorldOfWanking April 11, 2011
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wangles

An expression of enthusiasm, ofen giddy or excited. Said with enthusiam, nearly always with an exclamation mark following. Basically, whenever something cool or unusual happens, or if something makes a strong impression, wangles is your word.
"Hi honey, what do think of my new thong?"

"Wangles!"

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If you open the fridge and find lots of tasty looking food you didn't expect to see, you say "wangles!"

Basically can be used in any situation.
by Pepper May 13, 2005
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Wangle

A combination of the words wang + angle.
Noun: A curved/bent/crooked penis.
Adjective: A measure of the amount of curvature/bend in the penis.
1. Johnny has a total wangle, his penis almost bent 90 degrees.
2. Seth only had about a 15-degree wangle, it wasn't nearly as wangled as Johnny's.
by SteveWangle February 17, 2009
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wangle-poo

Some thing that workes but fucks up when you really need it.
Wangle-poo my nan had cancer and i need the money but she pulled though damm
by jingle joy August 14, 2009
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wangless

Peter Phan is a wangless pansy
by inferno July 28, 2003
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shlong wangler

"hey britney quit wrangling my shlong while in trying to wash it"
by Swift December 13, 2003
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