A half erected, half cocked...cock. Usually appear in gym class, around semi attractive women, and rooms with slutty late-nite TXT commercials playing. A hybrid (if this is the right time for such a word) of a normal wang and your average boner. Alas! The wanger is born!
Ex. 1 :
Joey: Dude, I just saw Kelly wearing those short gym shorts and I got a wanger.
Chris: Why didn't you get a full boner?
Joey: I noticed she keeps missing some spots where she shaves her thighs...=(
*wanger fades*
Ex. 2:
Chris: I was flippin' through channels last night and one of those TXT SNIZZ commercials came on and gave me a wanger.
Joey: Really? Why not a full boner?
Chris: After the commercial, I noticed I stopped on Golden Girls and that killed it right away...=(
Joey: Dude, I just saw Kelly wearing those short gym shorts and I got a wanger.
Chris: Why didn't you get a full boner?
Joey: I noticed she keeps missing some spots where she shaves her thighs...=(
*wanger fades*
Ex. 2:
Chris: I was flippin' through channels last night and one of those TXT SNIZZ commercials came on and gave me a wanger.
Joey: Really? Why not a full boner?
Chris: After the commercial, I noticed I stopped on Golden Girls and that killed it right away...=(
by freqazoid March 5, 2008
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He is a wangerbanger.
by 1x1x1x1 December 23, 2013
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Get the wangers mug.(n) a term of reference to a male peer which asserts a perfumed ponce doily flower shirted demeanor, worthy of swift physical punishment.
(etymology) Fanny Waggert (1823- 1899) was a formidable English Victorian spinster renowned for reducing grown men to servile dishwashers.
FANNY WAGGERT: "Reverend Corrigan, I hope you are going to help the Major in the garden when you have finished organising the knitting needles in terms of size?"
REV. CORRIGAN: "But of course Mme Waggert"
Over time, the usage has become derogatory.
(etymology) Fanny Waggert (1823- 1899) was a formidable English Victorian spinster renowned for reducing grown men to servile dishwashers.
FANNY WAGGERT: "Reverend Corrigan, I hope you are going to help the Major in the garden when you have finished organising the knitting needles in terms of size?"
REV. CORRIGAN: "But of course Mme Waggert"
Over time, the usage has become derogatory.
by Blue Meanie Fan Club May 26, 2014
Get the Fanny Waggert mug.Where one does not engage in masterbation because they believe they will not have enough time to get a quality jerk in. However the expected time is wildly underestimated and they could have wanked in the aforementioned time frame.
DUDE 1: "Man I could have masterbated last night, but I thought my parents would get home. But then they took 2 hours longer than I thought!"
DUDE 2: "What a wasted wankertunnity brah!"
DUDE 2: "What a wasted wankertunnity brah!"
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