wankmining

Trolling the internet for good porno vids to wank to

Yeah man, on Monday nights after football I like to do some wankmining before bed.

by jjacksss October 19, 2007

wangmotation

In conjunction with the wangmote - a slang word for the Wii Remote controller - this is the act of using the wangmote for it's suggested purpose. This involves male anatomy and various bonding agents, running the gamut from tape (duct or scotch) to glues (the kind with the gorilla on the bottle) and straps (for your and her pleasure). Upon success, one is able to control their personas and their actions with man's mighty appendage.

As the Wiimote is able to sense motion, it is only man's greatest dream to virtually defeat monsters by swinging his great appendage, only to see avatars on screen slaughtering said enemies.

There is something to be said for hitting tennis balls as well using this method. Or hitting baseballs. Really any kind of swinging action that involves balls.

I'm going to employ wangmotation from day one. Those Moblins won't know what hit them, and probably won't want to know.

Wangmotation is the new accepted form of dueling. We will certainly see who is left standing up. Up is the operative word here.

by Strell December 6, 2006

Wankmonger

A person with a particular fondness for masterbation.

Eugene is a Wankmonger who doesn't have an original thought in his head!

by Norm Fasey November 3, 2006

Wasemiller

To one up someone.

john: i caught 10 catfish today
Derek: cool I caught 15
John: shut the fuck up Wasemiller

by ajdnvausdhgioasdjgiasgnj March 31, 2009

wankmail

The e-mail that is sent to you when you subscribe to an online service.
You have to reply to the wankmail before you will be admitted to the list of subscribers.

I have just replied to the wankmail that i got from Urban Dictionary.

by jimxxjim January 25, 2009

Wangeman

A blonde girl with Huge tits who loves cock

That girl is jonesing for my dick. She must be a Wangeman

by Pillowbomber November 17, 2011

Wankemonium

A disorganized circle jerk. A general state of chaos.

Everyone one was so drunk, it was wankemonium. Not a single person hit the cookie.

by Ldog98121 January 11, 2012