walworth

a retard with one testicle who beats his meat to construction and the Houston Astros

I saw this kid near a construction site who was beating off but couldnt nut cuz he has one ball

"what a walworth"

by dallas white July 23, 2007

wilworth

A penis that is exceptional in length, circumference, size, radius, diameter, weight, erectional length and anything else that assists levels of pleasure experienced by a man or woman upon penetration.

"I have never seen, felt or experienced such a phenomenal wilworth."

by Katie, Bronte and Nink. January 6, 2008

Wandsworth

undoubtedly one of the most expensive places to live in england, and home to many famous sports players and the notorious Gordon Ramsey. rimmed with people who have more money than sense. By day the children of wandsworth commute from their 7 story houses into croydon to receive their 40k private education, by night they roam the streets intoxicated from vodka and ketamine. If you live next to wandsworth common, daddy definitely has 4 teslas and a few range rovers in the garage waiting for you to pass your driving test. Not forgetting, the monthly allowance they get from mummy and daddy allows them to rush to harrods/ selfridges every weekend and splurge on a new pair of balenciagas. House parties are a daily thing in wandsworth and the rest of central london, as free houses are more than often as mummy and daddy leave the country for a few days to complete work abroad.

Anything good to do tonight?
I heard there's a massive gav on Wandsworth Common

by coolbeansbruv May 3, 2020

Wadsworth Constant

As described on reddit.com by user Wadsworth. The theory is that for every video on youtube you can skip the first 30% without having a negative effect of the content. This has since been extrapolated to written content as well.

"There are 55 characters including spaces in this sentence.
According to the Wadsworth Constant we should remove the first 16.5 characters, let's give it a go.
ld be known as the Wadsworth Constant.
It is also known in the Wadsworth Constant that we should round to the nearest logical point. We are left with:
Be known as the Wadsworth Constant."

Source of quote: notsofatthrowaway

by flippinkittin October 2, 2011

Wadsworth Constant

For every video on Youtube skip forward 30%. This can also be applied with essay's, movies, posts etc.

Some Dumbass- Dude! Most videos are full of shit in the beginning.

Redditor- Duh, everyone knows that! Use the Wadsworth Constant!

Some Dumbass- The what?

Redditor- imgur(dot)com/gallery/yxfpC

by SplendideMendax October 2, 2011

Wadsworth Constant

For every Youtube video opened, the slider will be punched to 30%. This is to bypass any unwanted video in the beginning.

"Lol, the real video doesn't start til 1:21. Wadsworth Constant applies."

by clouds31 October 13, 2011

Wadsworth constant

The theory that the first 3rd of any youtube video is superfluous and can be skipped.

"Why are the beginning of youtube videos so goddamn boring? Don't people know how to edit video?"

"Yeah, it's the Wadsworth Constant"

by crunchytacos October 2, 2011