A woman who is a wallet humper is mainly interested in giving herself away (getting boned) to men that have or appear to have much money and/or power.
by cruznsquaw June 12, 2003
Get the wallet humper mug.Referring to the Seinfeld episode where George's wallet was so overstuffed with junk that it made him sit at a tilt with it in his back pocket; forcing him to even it out by stuffing his other back pocket with napkins. Eventually, the wallet exceeds maximum density and explodes on the street in a shower of cash and receipts.
by Zagnut103 December 1, 2007
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A fat stanking pair of pussy lips, often bigger than a kangaroos. The meat wallet is usually dark brown in color and smells like 3 month old roast beast.
Trimble smacked his rocks off grandma's meat wallet feverishly before shooting his moon cheese up the great divide.
by JC Pacifico April 11, 2003
Get the Meat Wallet mug.John couldn't remember which order to sign his cross, and Tim said, "Heck man, that's easy. Go like this, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch." He then demonstrated.
by XsTaTiKaL September 15, 2013
Get the spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch mug.It's where I store my Pork Sword.
by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004
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Get the New Wallens mug.The interval of time before you can take your pants off to masturbate when your partner/parents leave the house to avoid your partner catching you when they come back to find their wallet.
"I went to milk it but my wallet interval was too short and he caught me with my headphones on and my dildo in."
"Yeah, botched my wallet interval last night. Mum caught me. Wasn't like in the porn at all."
"Yeah, botched my wallet interval last night. Mum caught me. Wasn't like in the porn at all."
by Websinthe February 22, 2015
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