wall street journal 

A very elaborate and advanced newspaper that is available everywhere. It contains articles about business as well as current events. Overall, an excellent paper.

None of you dumb fucks read the Wall Street Journal because it has no cartoons or color. Shit, just shit!

wall street journal by sean June 19, 2003

Wall Street Journal 

A bunch of Anti-Christian/Semite neckbeards who eat slop and write sjw articles.

WSJ: THANK GOD, AMERICAN CHURCHES ARE CLOSING

Bill: Fuck the Wall Street journal, fatass shitters 🖕🏻

Wall Street Journal by Yokchranko February 22, 2020

Wall Street Journal 

Ew. Just ew. Their editorials are hot garbage but probably THE worst part is their archaic subscription practice, which is an outright scam! Once subscribed there is no way to cancel it online, they don't even take email, you have to actually call them to cancel. And if you live outside of the US, well good luck finding the proper line.

Imagine owning a huge ass news corporation with their own mobile app, and yet they STILL don't give people the option to cancel their subscription via web or app. That's Wall Street Journal for ya.

Wall Street Journal by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 30, 2022

wall street journal 

good shit to read

wall street journal by Anonymous June 27, 2003

Wall Street President 

OBAMA - The Wall Street President.

1. Shake-Down. Obama said to Wall Street, "My administration is the only thing between you and the pitchforks." Receive $$.

2. Protection Money. Donate to Obama campaign and Dept. of Justice (Holder) will give you protection. Receive more $$$.

3. Occupy Wall Street. Use unions and kids to beat-up on Wall Street to get elected. Secure future $$$$.

The Wall Street President - Obama got the money game down.

Wall Street President by hehasgotthemcomingandgoing October 22, 2011

Wall Street Journal 

Adj. To dress or carry oneself conservatively.

Me: Adam dresses well.
Gogo: He's not metro, he's more wall street journal.

Wall Street Journal by Kopiomadness March 8, 2007

wall street journal 

A good chick magnet.

I read the Wall Street Journal at a bar and picked up a few chicks.

wall street journal by Bozo123 September 25, 2005